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Key · 06-27-2018, 09:42 PM

Cleaning the litter box is the toughest thing to do when you're high as a kite. That is a fact thanks to me.

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 10:38 AM

Plankton · 06-28-2018, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by someone ordering an Innova Disc Golf Disc:

I ordered the Philo disc and asked them to write a joke on the back, here it is!

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 02:54 PM

Nice

Key · 06-28-2018, 08:44 PM

Helped a lady today that had 2 screaming kids and she kept complaining about the fact that she had 2 screaming kids. Hey, easy solution: just don't have kids!

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 08:57 PM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

Anyone know what slippery dick tastes like?

Key · 06-28-2018, 09:05 PM

^Probably like slippery dick

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 10:24 PM

Key · 06-28-2018, 10:26 PM

^gud meme

**Frownland** · 06-28-2018, 10:33 PM

If you sneak up on Leanardo Da Vinci, it's pretty likely that he hears you before you reach him. However, if you sneak up on Van Gogh, there's a pretty high probability that he won't hear you.

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06-28-2018, 10:38 AM	#18802 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-28-2018, 02:54 PM	#18804 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Nice __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-28-2018, 08:57 PM	#18806 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick Anyone know what slippery dick tastes like? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-28-2018, 10:24 PM	#18808 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-27-2018, 09:42 PM	#18801 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Cleaning the litter box is the toughest thing to do when you're high as a kite. That is a fact thanks to me.

06-28-2018, 08:44 PM	#18805 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Helped a lady today that had 2 screaming kids and she kept complaining about the fact that she had 2 screaming kids. Hey, easy solution: just don't have kids!

06-28-2018, 09:05 PM	#18807 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^Probably like slippery dick

06-28-2018, 10:26 PM	#18809 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^gud meme

06-28-2018, 10:33 PM	#18810 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	If you sneak up on Leanardo Da Vinci, it's pretty likely that he hears you before you reach him. However, if you sneak up on Van Gogh, there's a pretty high probability that he won't hear you. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x