Cleaning the litter box is the toughest thing to do when you're high as a kite. That is a fact thanks to me.

https://i.imgur.com/FFhe2fP.png

Nice

Helped a lady today that had 2 screaming kids and she kept complaining about the fact that she had 2 screaming kids. Hey, easy solution: just don't have kids!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick

Anyone know what slippery dick tastes like?

^Probably like slippery dick

^gud meme

If you sneak up on Leanardo Da Vinci, it's pretty likely that he hears you before you reach him. However, if you sneak up on Van Gogh, there's a pretty high probability that he won't hear you.