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Old 06-27-2018, 10:09 AM   #18791 (permalink)
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Can I at least get one of those fake mermaid tails and you can just cut a hole for my *******?

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:11 AM   #18792 (permalink)
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I'd be down for that. Any mermanal is good mermanal.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:25 AM   #18793 (permalink)
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We'll throw some chicken eggs in the pool and when you're about to climax you can pull out and fertilize them underwater.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:28 AM   #18794 (permalink)
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We'll throw some chicken eggs in the pool and when you're about to climax you can pull out and fertilize them underwater.
Aw yeah, gimme dos Zora eggs

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Old 06-27-2018, 11:22 AM   #18795 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2018, 03:15 PM   #18796 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2018, 03:16 PM   #18797 (permalink)
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That'd be pretty convenient for blowjobs.
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Old 06-27-2018, 03:43 PM   #18798 (permalink)
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That'd be pretty convenient for blowjobs.
But what if you were hungry for dick.
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Old 06-27-2018, 03:44 PM   #18799 (permalink)
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Eat a dick.
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Old 06-27-2018, 04:12 PM   #18800 (permalink)
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But what if you were hungry for dick.
Then you'd give them a standard blowjob.
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