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Old 06-26-2018, 03:48 AM   #18771 (permalink)
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It's been like a month since the last school shooting, right? Give yourself a round of applause, American MBers.
Church. The military is the only thing allowed to shoot children.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-26-2018, 08:25 AM   #18772 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2018, 10:32 AM   #18773 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:44 AM   #18774 (permalink)
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The case against otters: necrophiliac, serial-killing fur monsters of the sea

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A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.
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Old 06-26-2018, 01:37 PM   #18775 (permalink)
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I'm losing weight and it's weird

I'm already only clocking in at about 180lbs at 6 feet four inches tall

my diet is horrendously sugar and fat filled
That's not that skinny. I've been way skinnier at various points in my life without it being unhealthy.
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Old 06-26-2018, 01:49 PM   #18776 (permalink)
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Really? I've never had problems finding pants and I'm the same height and weight.
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Old 06-26-2018, 01:51 PM   #18777 (permalink)
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Really? I've never had problems finding pants and I'm the same height and weight.
People carry weight pretty differently.
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Old 06-26-2018, 03:23 PM   #18778 (permalink)
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I'm 125 lbs. at 5'7". I could be your raincoat.
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:57 PM   #18779 (permalink)
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For some reason I always pictured you as short.
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Old 06-26-2018, 05:26 PM   #18780 (permalink)
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I could probably fit, like, two or three Ori dopplegangers inside of you.
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