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The Batlord

06-26-2018 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1966255)

It's been like a month since the last school shooting, right? Give yourself a round of applause, American MBers.

Church. The military is the only thing allowed to shoot children.

Oriphiel

06-26-2018 07:25 AM

Frownland is a lizardman

Plankton

06-26-2018 09:32 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...07&oe=5BAE079B

The Batlord

06-26-2018 10:44 AM

The case against otters: necrophiliac, serial-killing fur monsters of the sea

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A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.

grindy

06-26-2018 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1966475)

I'm losing weight and it's weird

I'm already only clocking in at about 180lbs at 6 feet four inches tall

my diet is horrendously sugar and fat filled

That's not that skinny. I've been way skinnier at various points in my life without it being unhealthy.

grindy

06-26-2018 12:49 PM

Really? I've never had problems finding pants and I'm the same height and weight.

Frownland

06-26-2018 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1966482)

Really? I've never had problems finding pants and I'm the same height and weight.

People carry weight pretty differently.

Oriphiel

06-26-2018 02:23 PM