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05-28-2018, 06:33 PM | #18401 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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****ing cock sucker!
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05-28-2018, 10:02 PM | #18402 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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TFW you can hear a photo
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05-30-2018, 07:32 PM | #18403 (permalink) | |
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I have a co-worker who's pregnant and with at least two children already. So of course I'm an ******* about it. Yesterday a bunch of us at work were talking about it and jokes were flying and I shamelessly ripped off Doug Stanhope.
"They're gonna have to put a tent zipper on your snatch to keep your guts from shooting out when you sneeze." It was one of those moments when the other person almost hits you to keep from laughing. OMG I love being a socially unacceptable scumbag.
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05-31-2018, 07:10 AM | #18407 (permalink) |
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05-31-2018, 09:55 AM | #18408 (permalink) | |
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05-31-2018, 10:08 AM | #18409 (permalink) | |
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Britannia delenda est!
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