:laughing:

Is that vet explaining to the cat that it's overweight?

Fat cats are the best. The way their fat settles around them and creates a prefect cat cloud...

I'm not even overselling. It was a particularly simple tabby who was sitting up straight licking his crotch and then he was going over and looking me straight in the eyes as if seeking assistance and I was too transfixed to help.

*kicks down door*
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Quit crying you're under arrest.

It's a no knock joke.

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?






























Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.https://boxden.com/smilies/ojVeuve.png

40 danceabiity and 11 happiness and 90 instrumentalness Key and BPM for Standardized World by Trouble Salad | Song Key BPM

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Hella 12 every time except for the occasional 2 or 3

22, bitch. Ninja Turtle ice cream and I go way back.

Nah, 24. Bubbles 4 lyfe.

6 or 14/15/16.. most everything else is ****.

1-6 and 9-16 are the only reasonable options.