The coolest thing ever is when you have a nearly full beer touching an empty and when you grab your beer the empty comes along for the ride because static electricity is the amazing.

I’m going to go to sleep now.

I hate Clefairies. Ever since that Pokemon Stadium game with the minigame where they all sing. Hated them all. Clefairies are soooooo racist I could slit my wrist.

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OMG fat cats are the goofiest creatures. Seeing one licking itself on the edge of a coffee table and then go very slowly toppling over the edge with it's front paws futilely flailing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.