I have a co-worker who's pregnant and with at least two children already. So of course I'm an ******* about it. Yesterday a bunch of us at work were talking about it and jokes were flying and I shamelessly ripped off Doug Stanhope.

"They're gonna have to put a tent zipper on your snatch to keep your guts from shooting out when you sneeze."

It was one of those moments when the other person almost hits you to keep from laughing. OMG I love being a socially unacceptable scumbag.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/629df117...g4oyo1_540.jpg
https://78.media.tumblr.com/d0bd9f7d...g4oyo4_400.jpg
https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c5d6da7...g4oyo7_540.jpg

https://imaginarycreatureauthority.f...pg?w=428&h=485

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ddCevAdgL...twin+peaks.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/0f/58/7...hris-delia.jpg

http://www.huhmagazine.co.uk/images/...buzelli_01.jpg

https://formfiftyfive.com/wp-content...ig-888x600.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/rY3HGbP.jpg


Britannia delenda est!

Too lazy to look for cosplay thread.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...zXNXniz_rHDTjY

I love how it illustrates just how ridiculous a character design that was. All he needs is to gain a load of weight and he'd look exactly like the real deal.