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Old 04-17-2018, 11:44 AM   #17831 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2018, 01:36 PM   #17832 (permalink)
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7-hour ad by US Cellular where you get to watch grass grow while some guy plays croquet and flies a kite.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:46 PM   #17836 (permalink)
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Doing it all wrong... Youre supposed to chug disgusting forties and **** yourself when you fart.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of this. Do you fuck yourself after you fart or do you do both simultaneously?
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Doing it all wrong... Youre supposed to chug disgusting forties and **** yourself when you fart.
I don't drink 40s. I drink six packs of 16oz Steel Reserve cans. 40s are for wimps. But the second half is a constant terror.
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Edit: My apologies Lord of Bats.. *drink disgusting 6 packs of Steel Reserves.


I'd imagine it's a lot like this:

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Edit: My apologies Lord of Bats.. *drink disgusting 6 packs of Steel Reserves.


I'd imagine it's a lot like this:

Basically but then you get used to the vileness and learn to love the drunkenness. It's booze. You're not drinking it for the taste, otherwise you'd drink non-alcoholic ****. You're drinking it to get drunk.
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