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Old 04-07-2018, 10:51 AM   #17701 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:02 AM   #17702 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:26 AM   #17703 (permalink)
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#imnotracistbut

OMFG black women are the worst customers by ten miles. Black men are fine, black kids are fine, women in general are fine. But black women are like a minefield of being ****heads when they get the chance to lord over people in the service industry. They're the most demanding, the most entitled, the most rude, the most indifferent to any customers waiting behind them, and the most likely to complain over nonsense.

First time I got a customer complaint in forever cause some bitch wanted to make sure the cheese on her sandwiches was melted, which was relayed to me by a coworker, and I told her that the sandwiches on the heat chute already had melted cheese. I was then informed that she wanted her sandwiches fresh, and so I did so.

Later found out she bitched at my manager because she didn't like my lip or something. I hadn't even been rude. Of all the times I've been absolutely deserving of a customer complaint it's the time I did nothing that I get in trouble? **** off. Black women will be the death of me.
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:29 AM   #17704 (permalink)
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So how many pubes did you put in her sandwich?
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:38 AM   #17705 (permalink)
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So how many pubes did you put in her sandwich?
Didn't know the shower cap-wearing **** was a **** until after she was gone, otherwise...
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I don't want to make a black woman food but she can make me food any day. Except for that chick at work who makes pig's feet and stanky cabbage and heats it up in the microwave two feet from my face. You cool, bitch, but keep your poor people cooking away from me.
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#imnotracistbut

OMFG black women are the worst customers by ten miles. Black men are fine, black kids are fine, women in general are fine. But black women are like a minefield of being ****heads when they get the chance to lord over people in the service industry. They're the most demanding, the most entitled, the most rude, the most indifferent to any customers waiting behind them, and the most likely to complain over nonsense.

First time I got a customer complaint in forever cause some bitch wanted to make sure the cheese on her sandwiches was melted, which was relayed to me by a coworker, and I told her that the sandwiches on the heat chute already had melted cheese. I was then informed that she wanted her sandwiches fresh, and so I did so.

Later found out she bitched at my manager because she didn't like my lip or something. I hadn't even been rude. Of all the times I've been absolutely deserving of a customer complaint it's the time I did nothing that I get in trouble? **** off. Black women will be the death of me.
People who’ve had the good fortune of not having to deal with this undesirable consequence of centuries of racism topped with decades of welfare can pass judgement but I know exactly the subset of silverbacks of which you speak.



He was acquitted, too. You can tell that privileged white bitch doesn’t have to deal with that **** everyday. They never shut the **** up. That guy used minimum force. They cackle like dusted hyenas from dusk to dawn.
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They cackle like dusted hyenas from dusk to dawn.
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