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Chiomara · 04-05-2018, 05:06 PM

No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)

The Batlord · 04-05-2018, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)

Yes, basically. It would be all drab and depressing in a condescending way cause the rest of America needs him to be a victim.

**Frownland** · 04-05-2018, 05:10 PM

Opening scene:
Mindfulness walks into the room and opens the fridge. He pulls out a Monster energy drink. As he opens the can, the drink starts fizzing out of control. Mindfulness turns to the camera and shrugs. Freeze frame as pop punk starts playing.

**Frownland** · 04-05-2018, 05:14 PM

Closing scene:
Mindfulness, weary, places the hatchet in his trunk, stares into the sunset, and begins driving towards Mexico.

Mindy · 04-05-2018, 05:16 PM

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I have a feeling it would be him narrating in a monotone voice like he's in some 3rd world country telling us about how he fist fights large rats for food.

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I always picture mindfulness in a sideways baseball cap.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)

im in a very small town, under 5000 people.

exciting things when i leave:

-hiking in local hiking places
-basketball at 4 local parks
-walking to the local gas station for enjoyment

The Batlord · 04-05-2018, 05:55 PM

Yup PBS documentary.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-05-2018, 05:59 PM

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I always picture mindfulness in a sideways baseball cap.

**Frownland** · 04-05-2018, 06:06 PM

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-05-2018, 06:10 PM

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Very true.

That Twitter account that retweets the made up tweets is good for this.

https://www.newstatesman.com/science...ner-didn-t?amp

grindy · 04-06-2018, 12:20 AM

Which one of you lives closest to Mindfulness? I'd contribute to a Kickstarter to make a short documentary, not even joking.

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04-05-2018, 05:06 PM	#17681 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.) __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

04-05-2018, 05:10 PM	#17683 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Opening scene: Mindfulness walks into the room and opens the fridge. He pulls out a Monster energy drink. As he opens the can, the drink starts fizzing out of control. Mindfulness turns to the camera and shrugs. Freeze frame as pop punk starts playing. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-05-2018, 05:14 PM	#17684 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Closing scene: Mindfulness, weary, places the hatchet in his trunk, stares into the sunset, and begins driving towards Mexico. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-05-2018, 06:06 PM	#17688 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-06-2018, 12:20 AM	#17690 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Which one of you lives closest to Mindfulness? I'd contribute to a Kickstarter to make a short documentary, not even joking. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*