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Chiomara 04-05-2018 04:06 PM

No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)

The Batlord 04-05-2018 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1938581)
No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)

Yes, basically. It would be all drab and depressing in a condescending way cause the rest of America needs him to be a victim.

Frownland 04-05-2018 04:10 PM

Opening scene:
Mindfulness walks into the room and opens the fridge. He pulls out a Monster energy drink. As he opens the can, the drink starts fizzing out of control. Mindfulness turns to the camera and shrugs. Freeze frame as pop punk starts playing.

Frownland 04-05-2018 04:14 PM

Closing scene:
Mindfulness, weary, places the hatchet in his trunk, stares into the sunset, and begins driving towards Mexico.

Mindy 04-05-2018 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1938572)
I have a feeling it would be him narrating in a monotone voice like he's in some 3rd world country telling us about how he fist fights large rats for food.

https://boxden.com/smilies/ra2NRDo.png

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938573)
I always picture mindfulness in a sideways baseball cap.

https://img.wennermedia.com/480-widt...1373389579.gif


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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1938581)
No, no I was thinking more of a David Attenborough-style documentary (I'd narrate and film from afar--interviewing very rarely-- while he goes about his whimsical day/forages for food on the mean streets of Connecticut.)

im in a very small town, under 5000 people.

exciting things when i leave:

-hiking in local hiking places
-basketball at 4 local parks
-walking to the local gas station for enjoyment

The Batlord 04-05-2018 04:55 PM

Yup PBS documentary.

Cuthbert 04-05-2018 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938573)
I always picture mindfulness in a sideways baseball cap.

https://gnomezgrave.files.wordpress....mbag_steve.jpg

Frownland 04-05-2018 05:06 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...c9&oe=5B3468EF

Cuthbert 04-05-2018 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938596)

:D

Very true.

That Twitter account that retweets the made up tweets is good for this.

https://www.newstatesman.com/science...ner-didn-t?amp

grindy 04-05-2018 11:20 PM

Which one of you lives closest to Mindfulness? I'd contribute to a Kickstarter to make a short documentary, not even joking.


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