lol

OMG fat cats are the goofiest creatures. Seeing one licking itself on the edge of a coffee table and then go very slowly toppling over the edge with it's front paws futilely flailing is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

:laughing:

Is that vet explaining to the cat that it's overweight?

Fat cats are the best. The way their fat settles around them and creates a prefect cat cloud...

I'm not even overselling. It was a particularly simple tabby who was sitting up straight licking his crotch and then he was going over and looking me straight in the eyes as if seeking assistance and I was too transfixed to help.

*kicks down door*
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Quit crying you're under arrest.

It's a no knock joke.

40 danceabiity and 11 happiness and 90 instrumentalness Key and BPM for Standardized World by Trouble Salad | Song Key BPM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...28&oe=5B9488FD

Hella 12 every time except for the occasional 2 or 3