Trying to figure out the logistics of this. Do you fuck yourself after you fart or do you do both simultaneously?

I don't drink 40s. I drink six packs of 16oz Steel Reserve cans. 40s are for wimps. But the second half is a constant terror.

Edit: My apologies Lord of Bats.. *drink disgusting 6 packs of Steel Reserves.


I'd imagine it's a lot like this:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bc/13...b29dcf62df.gif

Basically but then you get used to the vileness and learn to love the drunkenness. It's booze. You're not drinking it for the taste, otherwise you'd drink non-alcoholic ****. You're drinking it to get drunk.

I remember feeling that way when I was 15. Now I get drunk and don't have a taste to get used to. Win win. Plus I usually drink stronger stuff than Steel Reserve anyways. Why aren't you just drinking Everclear?

I just buy the **** on my way home from work and don't make a federal case out of it. I just wanna get drunk.

I only drink for taste.. I don't even like getting drunk. 1 to 2 beers max nowadays. I'm probably the minority.

Then why so defensive, TH?

Also over here representing gentlemanly, refined alcoholicism.

Im with Batty on this one. For around 5 bucks or so i can get blackout drunk and that's good enough for me.