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**Frownland** · 03-25-2018, 02:34 PM

I get the feeling that his cooking is pretty mediocre.

Chiomara · 03-25-2018, 02:39 PM

I've been to a couple cookouts (many moons ago) hosted by dads who were more or less just subdued versions of Guy Fieri and they were never very good.

The Batlord · 03-25-2018, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I get the feeling that his cooking is pretty mediocre.

How can you **** up nacho burgers and Oreo steaks?

**Frownland** · 03-25-2018, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How can you **** up nacho burgers and Oreo steaks?

I bet he invites Bobby Flay over so that they can put cilantro and avocado on everything. And I bet that there are more than five types of "salad."

Chiomara · 03-25-2018, 02:47 PM

Bobby Flay ruins everything.

**Frownland** · 03-25-2018, 02:50 PM

I hate that smarmy *******. I can appreciate Guy Fieri on some level because I'm pretty sure he's conscious of what he's doing and isn't just Joe Schmoeing all over the place. Bobby Flay just gets lonely housewives watching. Boring and white as ****.

Chiomara · 03-25-2018, 03:25 PM

Bobby Flay is a vile goblin, truly. I want to fight him.

I also hate the fact that Rachael Ray-- a useless toad-- still somehow has a show. (And The Pioneer Woman. She has the screen presence of a potato.)

Anyway, I felt compelled to see if erotic Food Network fanfiction is a thing that exists, and shockingly there isn't really a whole lot out there (aside from stories that were obviously written as a joke, like this one, which is admittedly entertaining)

The Batlord · 03-25-2018, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Bobby Flay is a vile goblin, truly. I want to fight him.

I also hate the fact that Rachael Ray-- a useless toad-- still somehow has a show. (And The Pioneer Woman. She has the screen presence of a potato.)

Anyway, I felt compelled to see if erotic Food Network fanfiction is a thing that exists, and shockingly there isn't really a whole lot out there (aside from stories that were obviously written as a joke, like this one, which is admittedly entertaining)

**** you. As a young 20-something the idea that an adorable milf would cook for me sustained my enforced celibacy.

DwnWthVwls · 03-25-2018, 04:00 PM

F minor. Also, F Batlord, F Guy, and F Bobby, AND F Dr. Oz!!!

**Frownland** · 03-25-2018, 04:05 PM

**** Dr. Oz with a capital Z.

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03-25-2018, 02:34 PM	#17451 (permalink)
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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I've been to a couple cookouts (many moons ago) hosted by dads who were more or less just subdued versions of Guy Fieri and they were never very good. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Bobby Flay ruins everything. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

03-25-2018, 02:50 PM	#17456 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I hate that smarmy *****. I can appreciate Guy Fieri on some level because I'm pretty sure he's conscious of what he's doing and isn't just Joe Schmoeing all over the place. Bobby Flay just gets lonely housewives watching. Boring and white as *. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

03-25-2018, 03:25 PM	#17457 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Bobby Flay is a vile goblin, truly. I want to fight him. I also hate the fact that Rachael Ray-- a useless toad-- still somehow has a show. (And The Pioneer Woman. She has the screen presence of a potato.) Anyway, I felt compelled to see if erotic Food Network fanfiction is a thing that exists, and shockingly there isn't really a whole lot out there (aside from stories that were obviously written as a joke, like this one, which is admittedly entertaining) __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

03-25-2018, 04:05 PM	#17460 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	**** Dr. Oz with a capital Z. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x