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The Batlord · 03-22-2018, 03:24 AM

This week in my boss' hilarious grammar abominations: he's now decided that he's spending too much on soda... bulk, watered down soda, and so he's left an announcement on the drink station informing us that were are to have a "MINIMUM" of two cups of soda per day.

Good job, retard.

OccultHawk · 03-22-2018, 06:24 AM

Take a picture of it and take him up on it.

The Batlord · 03-22-2018, 10:27 AM

TBH I'm already on thin ice for correcting the grammar on all his other announcements. He's a touchy little twat.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-22-2018, 10:29 AM

Do what he says and drink five cups.

**Frownland** · 03-22-2018, 10:30 AM

Literally make yourself sick on soda and tell your boss that you were just doing what you were told.

Mindy · 03-22-2018, 10:44 AM

i really need to stop with the soda, i drink when im at others peoples house because they always have them there. and then sometimes i buy the nasty for ya carbonation energy drinks. normally i buy the tea energy drinks or the V8 ones.

i bought some blueberry pop, the capt'n elis one i posted, that tasted great.ill get that again because its a fancy craft soda/pop. but i recently bought a 6 pack of 8oz cans of rootbeer lol wtf at that ****, i havent drank soda/pop as a habit for years and now im buying 6 packs to drink.

i think its the addicting high fructose corn syrup :/

The Batlord · 03-22-2018, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness

sometimes i buy the nasty for ya carbonation energy drinks.

lolwut

Mindy · 03-22-2018, 10:55 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonation

the bubbles bruh, bubbles.. fizz? soda itself is just harmful.

tons and tons of teaspoons of sugar. most have over 30 grams of sugar, some up to 50-60grams

The Batlord · 03-22-2018, 11:29 AM

Wtf does "buy the nasty for ya" mean? That sounds like you're getting me a hooker.

**Frownland** · 03-22-2018, 11:32 AM

nasty for ya is an adjective.

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03-22-2018, 11:32 AM	#17400 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	nasty for ya is an adjective. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-22-2018, 10:29 AM	#17394 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Do what he says and drink five cups.

03-22-2018, 10:44 AM	#17396 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	i really need to stop with the soda, i drink when im at others peoples house because they always have them there. and then sometimes i buy the nasty for ya carbonation energy drinks. normally i buy the tea energy drinks or the V8 ones. i bought some blueberry pop, the capt'n elis one i posted, that tasted great.ill get that again because its a fancy craft soda/pop. but i recently bought a 6 pack of 8oz cans of rootbeer lol wtf at that ****, i havent drank soda/pop as a habit for years and now im buying 6 packs to drink. i think its the addicting high fructose corn syrup :/

03-22-2018, 10:55 AM	#17398 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonation the bubbles bruh, bubbles.. fizz? soda itself is just harmful. tons and tons of teaspoons of sugar. most have over 30 grams of sugar, some up to 50-60grams