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03-22-2018, 03:24 AM | #17391 (permalink) | |
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This week in my boss' hilarious grammar abominations: he's now decided that he's spending too much on soda... bulk, watered down soda, and so he's left an announcement on the drink station informing us that were are to have a "MINIMUM" of two cups of soda per day.
Good job, retard.
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03-22-2018, 06:24 AM | #17392 (permalink) |
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Take a picture of it and take him up on it.
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03-22-2018, 10:27 AM | #17393 (permalink) | |
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TBH I'm already on thin ice for correcting the grammar on all his other announcements. He's a touchy little twat.
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03-22-2018, 10:30 AM | #17395 (permalink) |
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Literally make yourself sick on soda and tell your boss that you were just doing what you were told.
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03-22-2018, 10:44 AM | #17396 (permalink) |
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i really need to stop with the soda, i drink when im at others peoples house because they always have them there. and then sometimes i buy the nasty for ya carbonation energy drinks. normally i buy the tea energy drinks or the V8 ones.
i bought some blueberry pop, the capt'n elis one i posted, that tasted great.ill get that again because its a fancy craft soda/pop. but i recently bought a 6 pack of 8oz cans of rootbeer lol wtf at that ****, i havent drank soda/pop as a habit for years and now im buying 6 packs to drink. i think its the addicting high fructose corn syrup :/
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03-22-2018, 10:51 AM | #17397 (permalink) | |
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lolwut
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03-22-2018, 10:55 AM | #17398 (permalink) |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonation
the bubbles bruh, bubbles.. fizz? soda itself is just harmful. tons and tons of teaspoons of sugar. most have over 30 grams of sugar, some up to 50-60grams
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03-22-2018, 11:29 AM | #17399 (permalink) | |
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Wtf does "buy the nasty for ya" mean? That sounds like you're getting me a hooker.
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03-22-2018, 11:32 AM | #17400 (permalink) |
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nasty for ya is an adjective.
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