The women hoped you'd stay gone.

Power finally back on after Hurricane Maria?

I'm good and yea, the power is back for most ppl but every once in awhile some power plant explodes cause we royally fcked up our electrical system here. Im talking we messed it up from the beginning, Strategically they were built in the wrong place and to top it off they're outdated and not well maintained. We were not prepared for Maria at all.

**** you ghost of Christmas past.

Why aren't pogo sticks more popular?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/8a...a8c8d9509e.jpg

Every mother ****er has to say I look like Post Malone.

Are you Post Malone?

My little brother got one for Christmas and won't stay off the damn thing. I go to hang out with him and he's like, "look and see how many jumps on my pogo stick I can do."

Did you kick it out from under him?

Unfortunately not.