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Old 03-20-2018, 11:42 AM   #17031 (permalink)
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I think he left out a couple words but something about his illegitimate children with his neighbors' wives.
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Old 03-20-2018, 03:08 PM   #17034 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2018, 03:13 PM   #17035 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:10 PM   #17036 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2018, 07:59 PM   #17038 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:15 PM   #17039 (permalink)
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