drunk

Accurate.

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I have a crush..

Claire Saffitz
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Uh, did she die?

It's bungee jumping.. she has the cord around her feet, doofus. :D

Oh. I thought she was like going hold up ****er I’m not strapped in. Back in my day they put a big ass harness on you. I went bungee jumping but it didn’t take those kind of balls. They had it set so you just leaned back not looking and they let go and with a harness you didn’t really dive it cradled you. The actual free fall time was super short but long enough for me to become totally convinced it was impossibly long and my cord was obviously snapped. I totally just did it to say I did it. I didn’t like it at all. Not to mention they had Bruce Hornsby on auto-repeat.

I've done it once.. Was a lot of fun, pretty expensive though.

Had some biryani.

seeing some UK twitter accounts saying Salah must leave england as he’s converting fans into Jihadists :D :D :D

would link but im on mobile