I dreamt about being attacked by ferrets.

What did you to provoke them? did you attack the beast master?

Not too long ago i dreamt i was in a party and prince was there! when i saw him i got all excited and told my friend next to me and he said: "What? are you gay?" And i said "No, but for prince i would be gay"

Im not his fan or anything but there's a bit jamie foxx does about him about him being cute and that bit has always been stuck my head ever since i first saw it.

I've watched this like a dozen times and it kills me every time. Be sure to have speakers on.

OK, I was checking up info on drone bees, and there were (this is on wikipedia) two pictures of bee penises.

How outrageous!

howtrageous

Ftfy

Nat Halfpenny doesn't 'want sex anymore and nor do most women with children' | Daily Mail Online

lol this article. Btw fhuck off in advance if you're going to point out the source.

Pain for this man.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Something good comes out of enduring the pain of having a kid

Absolutely nothing good comes out of a hit to the nuts

Tell that to Mrs. Shkreli.

Good point

Enough kicks will make you sterile right? Sounds like it's very worth it to me.

Aight come to Indiana and I'll happily make you sterile

Had a good wank while looking at a map of your counties. Just look at the curves on Clark. Am I sterile now?

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I was thinking of making this my avi but i don't thinl it'll look good shrunken down.

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^:laughing:
Almost banned you.

Oops lol. The price you pay for following the herd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1PviSrWYqw

Melts.

wtf lol

It's disappointing that a lot of Prince's music isn't on Youtube.

It's impossible to convince someone who takes reiki seriously that it's bull**** because you have to use words that are larger than five letters. It's simply a wasted effort.

I love these, there's quite a lot of em and I binge-"read" a bunch of them one night

9

I should pick that up

http://dangerousminds.net/content/up...2lnlknknkl.jpg

These polls are very important.

I can't seem to write anything without people thinking it's amazing, no matter what it is. I don't understand. Not trying to say you're wrong or that I suck, its just like **** man, I wasn't even trying to write anything cool.

That's amazing

Well, I imagine it would be pretty hard to make hitchhiking sound boring.

It was boring as hell. 80% of the quest was waiting around

Well I don't like your writing anymore because it's not realistic. I need more in depth descriptions of when you're hanging around peppered with interesting events instead of the way that you make it all interesting.

Lol @ cake drama in the dorm

This infographic is atrocious and they have no excuse. They're not blind ffs.

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Soundboard for my all time favorite RTS. Warcraft II.

Warcraft 2 Soundboard