Mom.

Actually his Aunt passed away so i'll just roll with Sorry for your loss FPK.

I found a dead bird caught inbetween two windows in a vacant house today. I don't know how to take that.

• On one hand the bird could have been trying to get in and got stuck and died. This was unlikely because the bird was pretty wedged in there.
• That leaves the possibility that somebody could have done it purposfully. I don't see why somebody would do that and this also raises the question...how?
• Did he see the bird trying to get in and slam the window shut? That seems hard to do and improbable.
• Wait, did he maybe put the bird in there himself?
• What if the bird was already dead?

All these could be possibilities but all I know is when I think about it...that sh*t was weird.

Cat and Dolphins playing together - YouTube

:)

I really love sneezing.

I used to make myself sneeze by rubbing a bobby pin inside my nose.

I used to, but then it started to give me asthma, so now sneezing is the incarnation of Satan on earth.

I love this song from Tabu Ley. He sounds so good. I love this song so much. So important.

haha I do that but with rolled up tissue.

Why did you stop?

I actually used to pour sand in my hair just cause I liked picking it out over the next few days. Yeah, I had a hygiene problem in elementary school. And middle school. And high school. Alright I was a troll up until a few years ago.