You would be in a higher position at work.

But white people work at better companies.

You don’t.

I'm Irish.

Tough one.

Potato cunt.

If it's a choice I'll go with the potato.

btw I saw this and thought of you x

Kelly Brook flaunts her eye-popping assets in a very skimpy bikini | Daily Mail Online

Holy god.

The Inane Bull**** Thread
 

I was just standing in front of the bathroom mirror trying to find a possible ingrown hair in my mustache, but it was too think and while I could find the sore spot I couldn't find anything that looked like I could pop it or use tweezers or whatever.

So I walked out of the bathroom and realized that I had a free mustache hair between my lips. I pulled it out, looked at it, and tried to adjust it between my fingers because I couldn't see it that well. I guess I bent it between my thumb and forefinger because then, out of nowhere, it sprung out from my fingers like a flea and gave me a mild shock.