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Old 02-08-2018, 05:29 PM   #16711 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2018, 10:28 PM   #16712 (permalink)
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I've always heard that an old woman's vagina is like opening a grilled cheese sandiwch.
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Old 02-09-2018, 03:47 AM   #16713 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2018, 08:10 AM   #16714 (permalink)
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maybe it was something along those lines... so maybe he was lying about ****ing the girl too. i guess i’m good then.
I feel like he had to have been lying unless she had a serious infection of some sort. Otherwise I just.. don't see how it could look like that. Every time I hear that sort of thing it's always said by someone who clearly has not actually seen a live, human vagina in a very long time.
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Old 02-09-2018, 08:58 AM   #16715 (permalink)
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I feel like he had to have been lying unless she had a serious infection of some sort. Otherwise I just.. don't see how it could look like that. Every time I hear that sort of thing it's always said by someone who clearly has not actually seen a live, human vagina in a very long time.
tbh vaginas are pretty ugly imo, not that penises are anything to write home about.
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Old 02-09-2018, 09:05 AM   #16716 (permalink)
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If you say so. (That's fine, more for me then I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
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Old 02-09-2018, 10:27 AM   #16717 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2018, 10:30 AM   #16718 (permalink)
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Jorja Smith isn't from London though.
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Old 02-09-2018, 11:03 AM   #16719 (permalink)
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tbh vaginas are pretty ugly imo, not that penises are anything to write home about.
I don't know why porn stars stretch their pussy lips so you can see down the hole. Like, you look like you got stabbed with a turkey baster.
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Old 02-09-2018, 11:20 AM   #16720 (permalink)
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