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Chiomara · 02-07-2018, 08:44 PM

Seriously. I made a spectacle out of myself at a crowded cafe once because all the edibles I'd eaten started giving me severe vertigo and so I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to get out of my chair in a casual and normal manner. I was like a drunk and unwieldy octopus. (I just remember thinking, "Two legs is just too many. This is a real puzzle.") Then I had to go curl up in a ball in a hammock for 8 hours.

Neapolitan · 02-07-2018, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

There was a NSFW thread, and we could post picks with naked boobies and it was awesome. Then a troll member reported enough posts to Google that they came down hard on the site and now we can't even post cleavage. It's been like five years since so you wouldn't have known about it. That's why they created a SFW girls thread which is now not even kosher apparently. AFAIC there should be a law to prevent search engines from policing site content.

I made a Candy-O avatar and it wasn't approved. I thought well it's an album cover that's more of artsy Vargas painting than a photograph. So maybe it's in the SFW zone, but no ... it wasn't approved. No problem.

The CARS - Candy-O(1979)

**Frownland** · 02-07-2018, 10:20 PM

Spoiler for big package:

**Frownland** · 02-07-2018, 10:30 PM

Deafbox Merch

The Batlord · 02-08-2018, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I made a Candy-O avatar and it wasn't approved. I thought well it's an album cover that's more of artsy Vargas painting than a photograph. So maybe it's in the SFW zone, but no ... it wasn't approved. No problem.

The CARS - Candy-O(1979)

Man, they wouldn't even let me have an avatar of The Little Mermaid.

Mindy · 02-08-2018, 11:13 AM

ill just post this instead of posting all the videos
https://boxden.com/showpost.php?p=45172257
not sure if that link will work also^

edit: well,hat damnit, theres more videos in the boxden link

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-08-2018, 02:38 PM

Mindy · 02-08-2018, 02:59 PM

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-08-2018, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

a mechanic at work once told me a story about ****ing a woman with a vagina that looked like a soggy grilled cheese and i will never be able to look at vaginas or grilled cheeses the same ever again

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-08-2018, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

a mechanic at work once told me a story about ****ing a woman with a vagina that looked like a soggy grilled cheese and i will never be able to look at vaginas or grilled cheeses the same ever again

I'm gonna have some in a minute.

Worcester Sauce in one
Cayenne Pepper in another
Nothing in the third just cheese (Red Leicester)

Might put onions in the third though, not sure. Maybe red onions.

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02-07-2018, 08:44 PM	#16691 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Seriously. I made a spectacle out of myself at a crowded cafe once because all the edibles I'd eaten started giving me severe vertigo and so I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to get out of my chair in a casual and normal manner. I was like a drunk and unwieldy octopus. (I just remember thinking, "Two legs is just too many. This is a real puzzle.") Then I had to go curl up in a ball in a hammock for 8 hours. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

02-07-2018, 10:20 PM	#16693 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Spoiler for big package: __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-07-2018, 10:30 PM	#16694 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Deafbox Merch __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-08-2018, 11:13 AM	#16696 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 8,982	ill just post this instead of posting all the videos https://boxden.com/showpost.php?p=45172257 not sure if that link will work also^ edit: well,hat damnit, theres more videos in the boxden link __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

02-08-2018, 02:38 PM	#16697 (permalink)
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02-08-2018, 02:59 PM	#16698 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 8,982	__________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency