Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1929749)

3 x bacon (grilled, dry cured, smoked)
3 x sausages (grilled, Lincolnshire)
2 x egg (fried or poached, black pepper on top)
2 x black pudding
2 x buttered toast (white bread)
3 x hash browns
2 x soda farl
One tomato halved and fried
Half a tin of baked beans

This is an ideal breakfast. Don't think I've missed anything.

To drink: tap water

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1929965)

beans

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1929974)

Reminds me of work today when a coworker walked past me to get something, and on his way back to his station I informed him that he'd walked through my fart cloud and he threw a piece of bread at me. Good times.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1929981)

Have you ever farted in someone's burger bun?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1929983)

Surprisingly no. I don't fart nearly as much as you all probably think I do. It pisses me off.