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Old 01-26-2018, 08:43 AM   #16451 (permalink)
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just threw up from coffee? :/


i think it was the coffee? :/
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Old 01-26-2018, 08:56 AM   #16452 (permalink)
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I popped a joke avout Tuvan throat singing at a job interview once and got the blankest stares that I've ever seen.
Same except it was about Grey Gardens which is probably worse. They most definitely did not appreciate an impromptu Little Edie Beale impression.
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:20 PM   #16453 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:30 PM   #16454 (permalink)
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Today I mildly offended the people at my job and was treated like a leper because I called the movie Belly hot garbage. It's not my fault if you cretins like bad movies and can't even recognize that they're bad. I couldn't even get anyone to agree that Nas was a bad actor. Like, what? Did we see the same movie?

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:32 PM   #16455 (permalink)
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i once had an argument with friends that saw 3 of them gang up on me because i said the happening was a bad movie

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Old 01-26-2018, 03:40 PM   #16456 (permalink)
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Apparently since I don't like Belly I must like Brokeback Mountain. Basically because not liking a move that's pandering to hip hop fans who want to watch cut-rate Scarface I must be a fag.
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:42 PM   #16457 (permalink)
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Today I mildly offended the people at my job and was treated like a leper because I called the movie Belly hot garbage. It's not my fault if you cretins like bad movies and can't even recognize that they're bad. I couldn't even get anyone to agree that Nas was a bad actor. Like, what? Did we see the same movie?

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Tell them that Family Guy sucks.
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:06 PM   #16458 (permalink)
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Tell them that Family Guy sucks.
I don't think that it would have had the same effect, since they were black and seemed to think that me not liking a "black movie" constituted racism. And yes, they did explicitly bring up this point and those quotes are an actual quote.
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:07 PM   #16459 (permalink)
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I don't think that it would have had the same effect, since they were black and seemed to think that me not liking a "black movie" constituted racism. And yes, they did explicitly bring up this point and those quotes are an actual quote.
Rave about how good Moonlight is.
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:08 PM   #16460 (permalink)
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Rave about how good Moonlight is.
I would if I knew what that was. Now I wish I'd brought up Malcom X just so I could sound like a patronizing white *******.
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