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Frownland 02-08-2018 04:29 PM

Gotta use mayo instead of butter.

Neapolitan 02-08-2018 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925242)
I've always heard that an old woman's vagina is like opening a grilled cheese sandiwch.

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Thanks a lot for ruining my favorite sandwiches. :finger:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1925056)
Man, they wouldn't even let me have an avatar of The Little Mermaid.

That's a shame, but there are ways of getting around it being censored. Like remember my Princess Leia Organa in a Jabba the Hutt designed gold metal bikini avatar?

https://i.imgur.com/jEahfNb.png?1

The Batlord 02-09-2018 02:47 AM

lulz

Chiomara 02-09-2018 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925243)
maybe it was something along those lines... so maybe he was lying about ****ing the girl too. i guess i’m good then.

I feel like he had to have been lying unless she had a serious infection of some sort. Otherwise I just.. don't see how it could look like that. Every time I hear that sort of thing it's always said by someone who clearly has not actually seen a live, human vagina in a very long time.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 02-09-2018 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1925341)
I feel like he had to have been lying unless she had a serious infection of some sort. Otherwise I just.. don't see how it could look like that. Every time I hear that sort of thing it's always said by someone who clearly has not actually seen a live, human vagina in a very long time.

tbh vaginas are pretty ugly imo, not that penises are anything to write home about.

Chiomara 02-09-2018 08:05 AM

If you say so. (That's fine, more for me then I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 09:27 AM

That new Nike advert is good.

Cuthbert 02-09-2018 09:30 AM



Jorja Smith isn't from London though.

The Batlord 02-09-2018 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1925343)
tbh vaginas are pretty ugly imo, not that penises are anything to write home about.

I don't know why porn stars stretch their pussy lips so you can see down the hole. Like, you look like you got stabbed with a turkey baster.

Frownland 02-09-2018 10:20 AM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...6d&oe=5B264F33


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