I wrote a poem:

*ahem*<---clears throat


You look good in skin tight jeans
Let me touch your jellybeans

Are jellybeans nipples or boobs? Jellybeans are too small to be a desirable metaphor for boobs, but it's not obvious enough that they would be a metaphor for nipples for that to work either. The first line would imply that "jellybeans" implies the vagina, but since they are multiple jellybeans then that fails as well, unless you're talking about her labia? But that's not very good either. Did you just put an "s" at the end of "jellybean" to fit the rhyme? That would make sense, but also be confusing.

Yes.

Jellybean = Clitoris.

https://media.giphy.com/media/13py6c5BSnBkic/giphy.gif

If your wife has multiple "jellybeans", then perhaps she should see a doctor. Could be vag cancer.

Huh? Are you confusing ***** with orgasms? I mean, I could understand completely if you were..., otherwise WTF are you talking about?

"Jellybeans" is plural. It doesn't make any sense for a plural word be the metaphor for a singular object, especially when a single jellybean could easily be a metaphor for the clit.

So if your wife has more than one "jellybean", then you has a problem. Or not, if you're into that kinda thing.

Depending on how I choose to attack it, I guess plural works. Well done sir.

Could also mean a pair of nuts. The poem does not indicate whether the writer is gay, straight, or whether his/her object of interest is male or female.

I always assumed Plankton was a straight dude, but I suppose there could have been a deeper reason why he broke up with his girlfriend.

Likely it's a made-up story and not autobiographical. Poetic license, if you will.

I just had to do one more Math&Science track. Pure gold. https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/track/john-cena

You two are worse than a sewing circle. It's ode to Nancy Wancy, otherwise known as Nancy Loo.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj5vs9pO81qaclw9.gif

*grabs sewing kit*

Yeah, totally gay. 100%.

Was just accepting a couple friend requests when I noticed that Frownland is one of my "friends". I've never sent a single friend request since coming to this site, so this means that Frownland was the one to make the overture of internet camaraderie.

Isn't that right... buddy?

38 people friended you.. wtf is wrong with this place?

IKR i

FAO: Wikipedia. I am not going to donate, so just shut up.

Lol

"Love dicks. Never seen one."

lol

Just found about the #cut4bieber fake Twitter trend from a couple years ago, where 4Chan tricked Bieber fans into posting photos of them cutting themselves in order to get Justin Bieber to stop smoking weed. Sometimes people do things that just make you lose faith in humankind. And then there are times likes this. #winning

Are you aware of the spiritual successor to this, where tumblr feminists were tricked into peeing their pants and taking pictures for equality?

4Chan is a national treasure. Of douchebags.

What's up with the Point Break remake not having Keanu or Gary Busey? apparently this remake is gonna be more extreme than ever but what's more extreme than Gary Busey?

LOL - This lady holy shit.

https://soundcloud.com/mikewhite31/t...hier-a-dispute

I before e, dumbasses.

Actually, traditionally speaking, in Germanic languages "ei" would be pronounced "eye", whereas "ie" would be pronounced "ee". Don't know why we pronounce "their" the way we do, but those people saying that "thier" would be pronounced "th-eye-r" didn't really know what they were talking about. Least as far as I know.

Test

http://i.imgur.com/yYpjtv3.gif

Test
http://33.media.tumblr.com/6e9bac07d...4o1_r1_400.gif

How did this go down http://rateyourmusic.com/release/alb...ychedelicious/

:cool:

http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap...706700810a.jpg

I'm all about saying **** you to anything without without an American flag, but what's this all about?

Big Dave has good taste in drinks.

That's not an answer, terrorist.