That dancing makes me cringe. I mean, I definitely can't do better, but damn.

I don't use the word 'Genius' that often but i gotta say.. you're a f*ckin idiot.

In his case, it should be called "Act Right".

You're all just jealous you didn't come up with it first.

Nope.

Now it sounds like a non-alcoholic beer that would have a logo like this..

http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stoc...-152458424.jpg

Shutterstock beer is hella tasty.

He needs an entire 12 pack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdCQuQ62nzo

Absolutely fucked the ball into the net. Even the opposition fans applauded. Big Ben :cool:

:(

That was sweet.

Sometimes fortune cookies are too ridiculous not to save for a little while.

Verbatim:

70's weed flashback...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5ekdrnqj.jpg

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...pscgyet2jx.jpg

Poor bastards...

"Everybody totally loved mine and Ed Sheeran's track
Maybe it's because ginger is an anagram of black"

lol'd.

((2a^2)^-2*(2a^-3)^2)/((2^2a^-1)^3*(2a)^-4)

Got 99 problems. All of them are math problems.

*insert generic condescending comment about school math being easy*

^ but that's not a Texas Instruments 30Xa and therefore cannot be used in class.

You know, I was gonna post a pic of a TI calc, but I figured a free on-line calc would be better suited. I chose poorly.

If his professor is letting him post to MB during his tests, he'll probably be cool with an online calculator. The internet has way more storage for games, anyway.

God damn Norwegians. I essentially need a background check to even get into my math final, let alone a calculator verification.

I can honestly say ive never used advanced math for any job i've had. all that sh*t i learned in highschool has barely had any practical use for me.

The creature emerges from the swamp, spreading its long neck, blazed out of it's mind. The world felt like a crushing place, the world spinning and turning through the Sparrows Mind. The epicentre of humanitys final war for independence. The sparrows rule with an iron fist, prepared for the oncoming bloodshed to end it all. The creature sees the bloodshed, the suffering and says "I'm going to ****ing KILL 'EM ALL. Metallica rush through the forest, with solid snake not far beyond, prepared to crush every last sparrow. The real ****ING DEAAL. Pikachu unfurls from the bush, ready for the battle. Then ARNOLD SWHARTSSMWNVERRYENF Comes out of the bushs, and say, "I am BAAAAACK, BITCHES. Holy ****ing ****balls, this **** is back, says every single ****ING PERSON THERE. It was like jesus had risen up from the ****ing dirt and said, HELLL NO, ARNOLD SHALL BE BACK.

-justin

Check this out Bat:

Watch it pussy. It's kinda funny.

https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases
https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases
https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases
https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases
https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases

Landmark album the 21st century man

I once saw Craig Ferguson comment that when professional comedians are evaluating the stand-up of their peers, they don't laugh, they just watched stone-faced, occasionally saying with no inflection whatsoever, "That's very funny".

I feel like that's kind of the same thing with the professional porn downloader. You're just so concerned with acquiring smut that you can't even bothered to be horny. You're just like, "That's very hot", and then move on to the next piece of filth.

I personally think that chaos is an unspeakable force, and is bespoken from the gods. This earth is the planet of the OOD, home to MAGDALENE von ippenswitch, the lord mayer of valorhill, the home of smeggy Cambridge folks. Then a group of snowmen with orange eyes and hellish faces, rush towards me and skewer me on the pig, like animals in a arena. This isn't the world, everything is not real, how can we be real if we aren't real, the whole ****ing planet crashed, ending all the strokers and ****ing celebrities like andy pandy, floating sky high in a **** water balloon ship, goddamn PIIIIIRATES.

-justin

I know, right?

fixed

#hitlerwasright

Do ya'll remember Mormo the Punk Rock Clown?

Bottom row, second from the left.



I mean, there's no way, right?

The ingredients to this album were something like: Boards of Canada, Death Grips, Solid Space, Igorrr, Ruby My Dear, Igorrr and Ruby My Dear, Aaron Dilloway, Pig Heart Transplant, Shpongle, Tipper, John Wiese, Peter Brotzmann, Grunt, The Grey Wolves, Hunting Lodge, Burzum, New Order, Ceramic Hello, Oppenheimer Analysis, Ramleh, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda: Link's Adventure, General Translator, Macintosh Plus, random computer sounds, Windows 95 sounds, radio static, Digital Mystikz, Coil, SPK, Chris & Cosey, Now Is Fish, Stars of the Lid, Secret Chiefs 3, Two Lone Swordsmen, explanation of the fourth dimension, World's End Girlfriend, Her Space Holiday, Kodomo, Talkdemonic, Venetian Snares, Woob, Ween, Keiji Haino, 23 Skidoo, broken hard drive beeping, Microsoft paint interpreted as audio data, dial up sounds, t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者 and Vincent Remember, Vektroid, Sacred Tapestry, demos of the Grendel Drone Commander, random guitar droning, Active Beat, 2 Brothers on the 4th Floor, N-Trance, Doof, Bomb the Bass, Cloama, Slide, Lunar Asylum, Skrillex, DVBBS & Borgeous, Dj Snake, Tiesto, Astral Projection, Akitsa, My Chemical Romance, John Cena, Bucket Full of Teeth, Boredoms, Cop Shoot Cop, Damien Dubrovnik, Esplendor Geometrico, Fantomas, Flipper, Glenn Branca, Lovage, Trouble Salad, Massacre, Melt-Banana, Planning For Burial, Sexdrome, Slint, Sonic Youth, Steel Pole Bathtub, Sutcliffe Jugend, Whourkr, White Suns, Wolf Eyes, Biosphere, and Manfred Schoof. These are the samples.

https://mathscience.bandcamp.com/releases

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJdu4HV-Ng


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw

lol this guy seems quite talented, we should get him a log in for here.