I popped a joke avout Tuvan throat singing at a job interview once and got the blankest stares that I've ever seen.

I like to tell myself obscure things that I don't understand, then laugh and silently judge myself.

Same except it was about Grey Gardens which is probably worse. They most definitely did not appreciate an impromptu Little Edie Beale impression.

Best enjoyed blazed.
Thank me later.

Today I mildly offended the people at my job and was treated like a leper because I called the movie Belly hot garbage. It's not my fault if you cretins like bad movies and can't even recognize that they're bad. I couldn't even get anyone to agree that Nas was a bad actor. Like, what? Did we see the same movie?

God I hate stuff.

i once had an argument with friends that saw 3 of them gang up on me because i said the happening was a bad movie

the ****ing happening

Apparently since I don't like Belly I must like Brokeback Mountain. Basically because not liking a move that's pandering to hip hop fans who want to watch cut-rate Scarface I must be a fag.

Tell them that Family Guy sucks.

I don't think that it would have had the same effect, since they were black and seemed to think that me not liking a "black movie" constituted racism. And yes, they did explicitly bring up this point and those quotes are an actual quote.