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01-22-2013, 02:49 PM | #1591 (permalink) | |
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I had a thought yesterday. Unless he were on a farm, it would be impossible to approach the President of the United States with a goat. Not because it is some rule (I assume), but because anyone who tried would be seen as a dangerous lunatic and a security risk by the Secret Service. That amuses me.
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01-22-2013, 02:53 PM | #1592 (permalink) |
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("...nice post, you're making me think there..." went the goblin)
repost from elsewhere, just sharing the goblin was here too, alone save for that cold feeling of deep passing night as he eyed the the christmas tree for its reassurance though it only seemed to open doors back to earlier trees of his wilder times “…you’re all gone, why do you want me to remind myself of all this now, besides they're, and well you know it too, either dead, grown up, or very old now…” he voiced to the bright tree surrounded by darkness, but the tree laughed back"...stupid goblin, is it only now that you learn that you can't give christmas back to those who loved you, you can only pass it on for them today..." 1 1604 50532 repost from elsewhere, the "how do you see yourself in thirty years time" thread well, if the goblin was still alive that is, he had some idea of how he would look and be in thirty years time, yet he had no idea of what amazing things he could create, nor come across too, if he just kept on facing the slot like this, explaining "...you see perhaps one's outer world slowly crumbles away while one's inner world forms but it seems one has to creates one's inner world lest one ends up with little of either..." 1 1605 50575 repost from elsewhere the goblin welcomed The Batlord to a seemingly normal site with average members, perhaps guessing that somehow he too had realized that something was amiss here, that they were, all to a man, KGB agents just practicing to be humdrum housewives, "...yes, your asking yourself how in your heart you knew this all along, that is how when comrade admin appealed to her fellow proletariat members to rally up against the constraints of capitalism, you couldn't buy into the hidden bolshevik ideology here..." said the goblin pausing for the exact words again, he continued "...no, like me, you didn't fall for it because their deception was in its way just too perfect to be real so it had to be false then...", "...brilliant holmes..." came the voice in the background as the goblin's three pipe solution was once more pressed into his pipe "...elementary my dear fellow, no one can post on this forum longer than three weeks without going mad, and the rest was just a simple deduction from there then...", somehow the solution smoldered away in the goblin's mind now 16 repost from elsewhere it's that time of year, so the goblin has been thinking about christmas again, and how in this modern age it just didn't politically correct anymore, where non-christians think it is too christian, and where christians thought it is too pagan now, no what the goblin wanted to offer here something else, something new in fact, "...well folks, it's time for the all new "politically correct" name-change then..." ventured the goblin "...so what we need is something historical to celebrate in its place that is both secular and well known..." the goblin continued "...well how about celebrating the discovery on the new world by christopher columbus in 1492...", in fact, the goblin had only suggested this, imagining that there were probably some people in america who were aware of it, explaining "...all rather simple, we take the his name and shorten it, "chis" of christopher and "bus" of columbus...", and with that the felt he had done his good deed of the day and now only wanted to be the first to say on this thread "...merry chrisbus everybody..." 2 1602 50618 the ghost of divorce day turns to night, the droning darkness hides shapes and shadows of things past feels the goblin as he looks out across the lightly lit city of geneva, "...cold is king then..." he thinks aloud to himself alone with his thoughts "...and in the cold of night comes these ghosts, god I hate them as much as they must hate me too, they won't die till I do, I know that, and my mother's passing brings them back from where I thought I buried them inside..." the goblin's mind went back to his first marriage then, of letting go a little girl's hand and saying "...mummy and daddy are not happy..." and then the formalities of separation with an ex wife and a daughter of his first marriage at an ever acceptable distance, and each with new lives and partners, each understanding that "it was the only way", "the right thing to do", "one can't live a lie now can one", etc., but the goblin also knew that no amount of understanding ever puts this ghost to rest, time hadn't here, and he was struggling to say what he saw now "...so a death in the family puts family members back facing one another again..." said the goblin "...just our unspoken ghost will be sitting between us three I imagine, while we pretend to be nice to one another..." 6 1603 50632 |
01-24-2013, 07:43 AM | #1593 (permalink) |
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fleamailman: The fact that this thread exists is not an excuse to flood it with nonsense posts while contributing absolutely nothing to the music discussions on this site. Please stop.
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01-24-2013, 08:22 AM | #1594 (permalink) | |
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repost from elsewhere being anonymous the goblin wasn't sure if it was "social networking" as such, but he posted across dozens of forums daily, saying "...well, for me at least, facebook seems a writer's nightmare, something like "hi, my name is adolf, oh, and guess what, I hang out at walmats too, eat at mcdonalds where I do my internet, here's my photo, all my personal details, the films I like, my PSP3 games then, oh, and take at look at this, my heavy metal tattoo on my bum, and my signed poster of bing crosby himself, aren't I amazing, oh please do accept me as I have enough superficial paraphernalia or whatever for you to like me now"...", where perhaps the first thing a livewriter should actually be, is free from all that crap, just honest to himself each time..." simply the goblin was saying, that whenever he had grown close to someone on forumland, it had been solely on the merit of their words alone, for what else of them was really here now, they were, until they appeared out at him in real life that is, just as anonymous as the goblin was, quite unable to prove anything about themselves then 83 Last edited by fleamailman; 01-24-2013 at 08:33 AM. |
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01-24-2013, 08:37 AM | #1595 (permalink) | |
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01-24-2013, 09:01 AM | #1596 (permalink) |
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That's one nonsense post deleted fleamailman. Next one gets you banned. Once again, if you'd like to discuss the matter please do so without the distracting literary affectation. This is a discussion board, not your novel.
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01-24-2013, 10:25 AM | #1598 (permalink) | |
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Seriously. If you're too self conscious to even engage with people on a forum without having to put up some imaginary barrier by talking in pretentious third person mini novels then I don't know what to say to you.
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