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[The Batlord]

Study finds kids perform better dressed as Batman - NY Daily News

[Frownland]

Man I can't like, verify **** like that right now.

[The Batlord]

The Insane Clown Posse tabletop game is Magic: The Gathering of the Juggalos

Honestly the best way to describe this game is just to list some incredible true facts about it. You collect “dope flavor” cards. Juggalo cards are more valuable than Ninja cards, which seems backwards in any other context. Anytime “Juggalo Juice” appears on a card it’s slightly rotated, as if to obscure the copyrighted Faygo name. Roll the dice to spin the Wheel of Fate for potential prizes. The individual pieces of art are certainly intricate, but the overall style is a barely coherent hodgepodge of things you might find at a spooky rap circus for edgy teens or ironic adults. In the event of a tie, the first player who says “Gimmie my money, muddafocko!” wins. The game says it’s suitable for ages 13 and up.

Just reading out card names as you perform your turn is a delight. It’s what makes the game enjoyable even for the audience, since we naturally had more people in the office who wanted to experience this than the game could allow. No other game lets you say something like, “I’m playing two ninjas, one Juggalo card, and The Loons to earn six karma and purchase Weed Man. I’m then playing Whitney Peyton so I can draw a flavor card. What’s the flavor card? Still Stabbin’, so one more karma point for me.”

[Mindy]

[Frownland]

[Mindy]

Brain Eno latest album is one track only, song was relaxing

all i know about this guy is mgmt did a song named after him

[grindy]

I crave some ayran so badly.
Still too lazy to get out and get some though.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by grindy

I crave some ayran so badly.
Still too lazy to get out and get some though.

I read that a bit wrong at first but I could use some blonde pussy myself.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]