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[grindy]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.

Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.

I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.

A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.

Is it true that Andy Serkis will play your balls through the magic of motion capture?

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by grindy

Is it true that Andy Serkis will play your balls through the magic of motion capture?

We are currently in talks with him but no agreement has been reached.

Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson are also lined up (to play a bollock each).

[Cuthbert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz80D0QJTqQ

Thoughts Q

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.

Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.

I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.

A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz80D0QJTqQ

Thoughts Q

it's pretty good. when jay is on he can make some great tunes but he's also made a lot of very forgettable and underwhelming stuff as well. he's on a decent run atm though.

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

We are currently in talks with him but no agreement has been reached.

Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson are also lined up (to play a bollock each).

Willis' head sort of looks like a testicle these days. I could se it work.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

[MicShazam]

I'm not a communist, I'm a regressive leftist cuck.

[rostasi]

[The Batlord]

Everything but the head gives me hope for the future.

[Frownland]