The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Top work again Charles
Keep it coming mate.

Also thoughts on the UK monarchy? I was going to post a thread with a poll but I'm not sure if enough people care. A bit embarrassed by the fuss over the Royal Wedding announcement and I do not understand why some people love the monarchy so much.

They're celebrities with a historical fetish? And their weddings have a ridiculous, English pomp that's cool? Honestly I think Americans might care more cause the idea of royals makes us think of medieval royalty and knights and ****.

We also just don't have an analogue since any politician who is not already married is assumed to be a weirdo/*** who has something wrong with them so that nobody wants to **** them.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

i think they're gay and the fact that canadians still pretend like we need to care about them is ****ing dumb.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Govern...eral_of_Canada

as if we need a representative to keep that old bitch in the loop.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

They're celebrities with a historical fetish? And their weddings have a ridiculous, English pomp that's cool? Honestly I think Americans might care more cause the idea of royals makes us think of medieval royalty and knights and ****.

We also just don't have an analogue since any politician who is not already married is assumed to be a weirdo/*** who has something wrong with them so that nobody wants to **** them.

Come on, Mr. Disney fetishist, we all know it's because we all want to be a princess and we're jealous.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I thought that the peasant he picked up just had a really bad tan but it turns out that she's biracial.

Yeah she's mixed race.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

They're celebrities with a historical fetish? And their weddings have a ridiculous, English pomp that's cool? Honestly I think Americans might care more cause the idea of royals makes us think of medieval royalty and knights and ****.

Same for me. I kind of get that there is a charm to them but that's about it. Some guys do genuinely love the Royals and I don't understand it.

The Queen probably does a good job and some of them seem likeable (William mainly), but I don't like the thought of lesser Royals.

If the financial benefits were removed and we could open the palaces up as museums I'd get rid.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Same for me. I kind of get that there is a charm to them but that's about it. Some guys do genuinely love the Royals and I don't understand it.

The Queen probably does a good job and some of them seem likeable (William mainly), but I don't like the thought of lesser Royals.

If the financial benefits were removed and we could open the palaces up as museums I'd get rid.

Meh, historical anachronism or not, it's still a curio of the past that's cooler than not having it as far as I'm concerned. The novelty of the royal family is interesting enough and I imagine the money spent on them is minimal enough that it's fine to just let it be and not worry about it.

And yes, I am a total ****ing princess who needs a hot female knight with a dick to rescue me from my oppressive life. But aren't all men?

[Mindy]

can someone tell me where the thread is where you ask for people to tell you what to listen to. mainly some albums.

thanks in advance if anyone knows the thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Mindfulness

can someone tell me where the thread is where you ask for people to tell you what to listen to. mainly some albums.

thanks in advance if anyone knows the thread

Listen to this.

[Cuthbert]

Get the Jill Jones album and the Apollonia 6 one.

They're really good I can't believe I'm the only person on here who has heard them. Surely someone else likes them too.

They're really good lads.

[Mindy]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Listen to this.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Get the Jill Jones album and the Apollonia 6 one.

They're really good I can't believe I'm the only person on here who has heard them. Surely someone else likes them too.

They're really good lads.

ok

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Mindfulness

Go **** yourself, you little bitch. Catch AIDS with your dad's baseball glove cause he uses it to molest little boys after they've been ****ed in the YMCA and then wipe away your tears with your AIDS hands so you get that **** in your eyes.