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11-17-2017, 11:41 AM | #15671 (permalink) | ||
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Also of note: unless you're the only one in line get your money out before you get to the window so that we don't have to waste time staring at you like you're the simpleton you are (this is especially important if you have a purse, because nobody with a purse has ever taken less than 30 seconds to get out their money), ask for condiments at the speaker and not when our hand is out the window trying to give you your sack of grease, and for the love of god when you do get your food get the hell out of line. We're being timed and care far more about getting you the hell out than you do, so I assure you that if we're slow, it's either because we're busy or because you are all incompetents. And who the **** told people that we will cut their sandwiches in half? I never heard of that in my life but Jesus ****ing Christ are there so many jackasses who can't be bothered to hold a whole sandwich. Even when they're eating inside. Just use two hands, bitch. AND WHY THE BLOODY ASS **** DO PEOPLE GET WHOPPER JRS. CUT IN HALF?! IT'S A SMALL ****ING SANDWICH ALREADY, YOU ENTITLED CRETINS!
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11-17-2017, 11:59 AM | #15673 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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It's like eating two sandwiches when it's cut in half so it's basically like getting a free sandwich.
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11-17-2017, 12:16 PM | #15674 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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We used to phone fake complaints and get free food. This was back in the days of payphones and only paper receipt's. My friend would grab a discarded receipt and then hit a nearby payphone. Dinner is served.
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11-17-2017, 12:19 PM | #15675 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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11-17-2017, 02:10 PM | #15677 (permalink) |
OQB
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elph thought Ori was a female and i kinda feel like i ****ed up by telling him otherwise. coulda made for a good meme.
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11-17-2017, 02:17 PM | #15679 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Actually, I identify my gender as Werewolf.
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11-17-2017, 02:18 PM | #15680 (permalink) |
OQB
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thx mate, thought a winter one was in order.
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