Cuthbert |
12-03-2017 11:38 AM |
I was cooking yesterday, I had to chop a few chillies.
Watching telly soon after I was lying on the sofa and had my hand down my boxers as guys often do. You know how you sometimes play with your balls or move them if they are uncomfortable? I did that. Then I felt like my scrotum was dry or itchy or something, so rubbed it and kept rubbing it then after a minute or so it really was on fire and I couldn't work out why.
I smelled my hand to see if it smelled soapy (had not long showered so thought maybe I didn't rinse all the soap off or something) and I could smell chillies, realised I forgot to wash my hands after chopping them, went to the bathroom and got a small towel, cold water and soap and washed my balls. Was fine after that.
A great story I know, in talks with Spielberg about a big screen remake. Danny Dyer to play me btw.
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