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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 08:26 PM

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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 08:27 PM

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The Batlord

10-26-2015 08:43 PM

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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 08:46 PM

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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 08:47 PM

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The Batlord

10-26-2015 08:52 PM

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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 08:57 PM

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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 08:58 PM

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Neapolitan

10-26-2015 09:14 PM

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Franco Pepe Kalle

10-26-2015 09:21 PM

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Key	10-27-2015 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1646811)

http://i.imgur.com/L1thXBr.jpg

Did you lose weight?

Psy-Fi

10-27-2015 06:34 AM

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The Batlord

10-27-2015 09:51 AM

So long as you can function in real life without destroying your relationships with friends and family, alcoholism ain't no thang but a chicken wang.

Key	10-27-2015 11:34 AM

Alcoholism is always seen as a bad thing. I find it to be a way to get away from everyday stress.

Black Francis

10-27-2015 11:36 AM

Psy-Fi

10-27-2015 01:59 PM

^ It looks like there must've been more than just coke in that drink cup! :laughing:

The Batlord

10-27-2015 04:16 PM

To understand the context of this post, you'll need to check out the Missing Posters thread, where this was redirected from. I'm basically just trolling an uber-Christian site that believes in chicks growing back their hymens and praying out the gay.

Missing Posters Bulletin Board: Post #1122

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Christian nutbag

When I see your name what comes to mind is a psychologically healthy and benevolent Batman lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bat of the Lord

My cave is in the sky, and Jesus is my Alfred. Except, you know, he's not a butler.

I don't know why, but I cracked myself the **** up with that one.

Frownland

10-27-2015 04:18 PM

As a playboy, doesn't Bruce Wayne live a lifestyle that makes God super pissed off? You shouldn't promote those things that can ruin our children's lives. Also you never said if you were married or not.

grindy

10-27-2015 04:19 PM

It's pretty hilarious so far. And it's only been such a short time.
That site is gold.

The Batlord

10-27-2015 04:20 PM

OMG, my porn thread is gold. Some guy is trolling even harder than I am.

Are all forms of pornography a sin?

DwnWthVwls

10-27-2015 04:26 PM

If you find a holy lube wholesaler lemme know.

The Batlord

10-27-2015 04:28 PM

This ****ing exchange.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulBePure

While watching mild pornography is fine in my book, you should definitely confess your sins to God. You should wash your eyes with holy water, and also bless the hand you beat off with while watching porn. Use blessed lube if possible.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chosenone

It maybe fine in your book but its not fine in Gods book...............

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Originally Posted by Jason_NC

Seriously. There is no "Sanctified Porn". All of it is sin to watch.

grindy

10-27-2015 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1647072)

This ****ing exchange.

You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.

Plankton

10-27-2015 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1647085)

You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.

Please don't.

Make sure to only watch lesbian nun porn though. You know, to keep it within religious boundaries and all.

The Batlord

10-27-2015 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1647085)

You should invite SoulBePure over here. That guy's hilarious.

He was the guy who told the story about finding Jesus while having sex with his gay lover. I'm disappointed that it was a BS story, but happy that there is a high-caliber troll to riff off of. I kind of betrayed him though.

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Originally Posted by Bat of the Lord

Alright, now I think SoulBePure is trolling. I don't appreciate his being so glib about something that is causing me so much stress.

I'm not married, and if I can't watch porn (or masturbate I assume) then am I just doomed to "frustration" until I can find a wife?

The Batlord

10-27-2015 05:26 PM

These people are ****ed in the head.

Quote:

The gender specific forums are supposed to be just that...specific to the respective gender. This means the men should neither read nor post in the women's forum and the women should neither read nor post in the men's forum.

Theses forums are supposed to be safe places where the respective genders can discuss specific issues safetly, without fear and without any risk. Please stay out of the forum that is not your gender.

Thank you.

DwnWthVwls

10-27-2015 05:27 PM

That forum makes my skin crawl. That much stupid in one place is amazing.

Chula Vista

10-27-2015 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1647106)

That forum makes my skin crawl. That much stupid in one place is amazing.

More delusional than stupid. I know way too many smart people whose heads are unfortunately wrapped around a bible.

Frownland

10-27-2015 06:19 PM

Look at what you did with your stupid joke, Black Francis.

The Batlord

10-27-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1647121)

Look at what you did with your stupid joke, Black Francis.

He's made Music Banter into an enemy of God.

The Batlord

10-27-2015 08:05 PM

My masterpiece.

My roommate is a witch

Frownland

10-27-2015 08:12 PM

I wonder if they're sheltered kids or stubborn grownups.

DwnWthVwls

10-27-2015 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1647144)

My masterpiece.

My roommate is a witch

You should ask about the sticky thread regarding gender forums and find out if they have one for transgender and two spirit religious whack jobs. If not, I'd cause a scene.

The Batlord

10-27-2015 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1647157)

You should ask about the sticky thread regarding gender forums and find out if they have one for transgender and two spirit religious whack jobs. If not, I'd cause a scene.

Oh that's good.

Frownland

10-27-2015 10:09 PM

That's site's some good reading.

Quote:

I often wonder if we as a society still condemned homosexuality that perhaps many of these partakers would refrain from such acts instead of receiving the pat on the back and the congratulations for the bravity they experience today.

Gee, ya think?

Pet_Sounds

10-28-2015 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1647157)

You should ask about the sticky thread regarding gender forums and find out if they have one for transgender and two spirit religious whack jobs. If not, I'd cause a scene.

Then tell them you had a sex change and ask if it's a sin to get another one to change back, now that you're a believer and realize you should have stuck with your given gender.

Or should you just ask God to change you?

Franco Pepe Kalle

10-28-2015 08:40 AM

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Oriphiel

10-28-2015 10:29 AM

Limozeen > GnR ;)