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Oriphiel 11-17-2017 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1895906)
elph thought Ori was a female and i kinda feel like i ****ed up by telling him otherwise. coulda made for a good meme.

Actually, I identify my gender as Werewolf.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-17-2017 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1895912)
I thought he was at first.

Great avatar btw.

9.65/10

thx mate, thought a winter one was in order.

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1895917)
Actually, I identify my gender as Werewolf.

https://media.giphy.com/media/GJZf5fiwZLjKU/giphy.gif

Blank. 11-17-2017 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1895836)
Half the time the customers are morons who act like they've never ordered fast food before. You want us to hurry up? Then hurry the **** up yourself cause the more time we have to wait on your retarded ass, the more people pull in behind you or line up inside, and then guess what? We slow down. Because you're too stupid to tell us that by "Whopper" you wanted the meal, or by "number 1" you just wanted the sandwich, or you want to "take a minute" before you order as if you don't already know what the **** we sell, and if you're getting a meal then tell us what ****ing drink you want because we are not ****ing psychics.

Also of note: unless you're the only one in line get your money out before you get to the window so that we don't have to waste time staring at you like you're the simpleton you are (this is especially important if you have a purse, because nobody with a purse has ever taken less than 30 seconds to get out their money), ask for condiments at the speaker and not when our hand is out the window trying to give you your sack of grease, and for the love of god when you do get your food get the hell out of line. We're being timed and care far more about getting you the hell out than you do, so I assure you that if we're slow, it's either because we're busy or because you are all incompetents.

And who the **** told people that we will cut their sandwiches in half? I never heard of that in my life but Jesus ****ing Christ are there so many jackasses who can't be bothered to hold a whole sandwich. Even when they're eating inside. Just use two hands, bitch. AND WHY THE BLOODY ASS **** DO PEOPLE GET WHOPPER JRS. CUT IN HALF?! IT'S A SMALL ****ING SANDWICH ALREADY, YOU ENTITLED CRETINS!

I hope your next customer is Jim Cornette.



This **** makes me laugh every time.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-17-2017 02:26 PM

batty i posted your next avi on your page btw

The Batlord 11-17-2017 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1895971)
batty i posted your next avi on your page btw

I'll take it, but not till December.

Frownland 11-17-2017 02:30 PM

What about my suggestions? Probably should have resized them but they're worth a shot.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-17-2017 02:32 PM

why did batlord post on his own profile

twice

The Batlord 11-17-2017 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1895976)
why did batlord post on his own profile

twice

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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-17-2017 02:36 PM

lol

Mondo Bungle 11-17-2017 05:24 PM

Can Blacks Be Impartial And Trusted Enough To Sit On A Jury Panel? » Topix

I got here cuz of Officer Noosefiller

new lyrics:
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Negroes are hateful. They are also revengeful. They want free reign to create a lawless society where they can be free to murder, rape and steal from white people, without punishment. Of course, Negroes should not be given the same privileges as humans. They are barbaric animals and need to be treated as such. Liberals have lowered test scores to attract more Negroes for higher paying jobs. However, there are many incompetent people gaining power today. Our saving grace is that most Negroes are violent and have long rap sheets. That eliminates them from gaining employment.


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