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Frownland 11-16-2017 07:46 PM

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The Batlord 11-16-2017 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1895646)
Maybe those *******s should stop making up nonsense names for their food. Whoever heard of eating a goddamn 14?

I really ****ing wish they'd stop changing the numbers so goddamn much cause I get used to them and then they change the numbers for no goddamn reason and I have to memorize them again. Just keep a few numbers that change for the promo sandwiches and don't change the whole ****ing menu every few months AND I'LL ****ING BE HAPPY YOU COCKSUCKERS!

And why the **** did you stop selling the chilli dogs those were awesome?!

Frownland 11-16-2017 07:53 PM

Also I don't want you people staring at me while I'm trying to decide or pressuring me in the dry vr'threw.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 11-16-2017 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1895644)
Maybe you guys should stop saying, "Can I get... um...." and then not saying anything for a full minute and we'll stop spitting in your food.

lol

can i get uh..... a uh.... hm.... a number.... 5.... but with no mustard and.... actually... hmm.... ill get a number 3.

me every time i order

but at burger king it’s all about the goddamn jalapeño chicken fries

The Batlord 11-16-2017 08:10 PM

And anyone who has ever made their order in the drive thru, driven up to the window, and then added to their order, just know that no matter how polite you've been, we ****ing hate you. There is literally no greater sin to us than ordering more food at the window. If you do this we are insulting you and mocking your parents and children. We despise you for this and if anything will make us spit in your food it is this. This one single act will make you our enemy and I'm not even being ridiculous. Ordering at the window pisses us the **** off.

Frownland 11-16-2017 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1895663)
And anyone who has ever made their order in the drive thru, driven up to the window, and then added to their order, just know that no matter how polite you've been, we ****ing hate you. There is literally no greater sin to us than ordering more food at the window. If you do this we are insulting you and mocking your parents and children. We despise you for this and if anything will make us spit in your food it is this. This one single act will make you our enemy.

Thanks for the hot tip.

Plankton 11-17-2017 08:04 AM

Really seals in the flavor.


Frownland 11-17-2017 08:57 AM

I ask for recommendations and really try to form a connection with them to make their days better.

Oriphiel 11-17-2017 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1895786)
I ask for recommendations and really try to form a connection with them to make their days better.

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1873733)
The Batlord shrugged lightly to himself. "A number two meal it is." Having said that, he defecated into a burger wrapper, and tossed it into a bag. "That'll be, like, a million bucks. Pull up to the next window, and have a nice day, sir."

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Plankton 11-17-2017 09:29 AM

I'll never order a #2, off of any menu, ever again.


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