One more scrobble and Ke$ha will officially be my #1 most played artist of all time on Last.FM. It is a momentous day.

stefan interviewing the irl dr stranglove

Smoke that weed to be less violent
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**** it, never wanted a phone anyway

I hope the thief falls off his bicycle, though

I'm assuming late October in Norway isn't bike weather.

They're basically communists. It's always bike weather.

The young NAS
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Wrong. It's always bike weather.

Wrong. We're commuteists. But it's always bike weather.

how did he steal it?

If my future girlfriend likes weed. She need to have a dress like this.
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It was in dancing class at school, which is the closest thing to physical training on my school's music course. We were having a break, and the last guy who went back inside forgot to lock the door to the changing room. Nearly all of us got raided (we don't have lockers). My friend's mother, who's also a teacher at my school, told me that the same thing happened last year, some drug addicts stole practically everything in the changing room, including jackets and shoes. So we were "lucky".

Dancing and band classes? When did Norway become so gay?

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When this viking got a sidecut man bun

Oh God, it's the Donaldson cut.

the important thing is he didn't get punked into giving up his phone by some syrian refugee through threats of violence to his self and person

How about this outfit?...

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What does this even have to do with Syrian refugees? :confused:

I like it. That is my girl. I got this fine ass here. This is how my girl to be when we see a movie. That way I can focus on that booty of hers.
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I've never had a GF who smoked bong.:(
Not that it's a fetish with me, but it is kinda sexy since it's somewhat hardcore.

I can relate to you. Don't worry. I am just giving a scenario if I had a girlfriend who smoked weed.

Good thing you say that, I was ready to explode in a rage of jealousy.:laughing:
Nah.
Some of mine did, especially the last one, but they never shared my love for a good bowl.

I could never get a girl like that because my parents would beat my ass to the pulpit.

My condolences.:(
Not that my parents have really known about the more ****ed-up aspects of my more ****ed-up ladies.

I understand you completely. My parents hate weed to death. I have always explained to them it is not good but it is not the worst drug. Plus, I have always reminded them that killers as examples usually don't smoke weed. They tend to be alcoholics.

Aren't you about 22?

Correct. I am 22 years old.

How could you focus on tha booty if she's sitting down?

It doesn't... I just heard your phone was stolen and assumed that it was cause you had been mugged by a Syrian refugee

You wonder why I consider you to be a funny douchebag?

I have no idea whether the cereal I just ate had bad milk in it. I didn't smell the milk. It tasted weird but I just finished it. Sometimes I'm reminded how much of a child I still am.

no,.. ?

*sigh*

what are you a girl? spit it out precious

Like you weren't going for a reaction. You're funny, but try harder if you want to call people out while being funny.

This is such a proud moment for me.

*sniffle*

They grow up so fast.

who am i calling out? i didn't understand your question, my friend. why would i wonder why you think i'm a funny douchebag? you think that's really some sort of mystery to me?

also... re: going for a reaction

yes i post inflammatory jokes and content for a reaction. alert the MB press i think you might have a big story on your hands here pal