"step up in this bish like"


i like chances chorus way better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU

11m views in four days.

the driver's reaction when the guy says he's unlucky is priceless. Then just a comical amount of hard stabbing

lulz that movie theater story

When I entered the bus, the passengers turned toward me. Each of them gave me the same shocked look and then averted his eyes. I assumed it was because of the mark on my face. Some time had to go by before I realized it was because of the splatters on my white shirt of the man’s blood (mostly blood from his nose) and the baseball bat I was still clutching in my hands

Haruki Murakami makes me laugh out loud hella sometimes

He was a short man, dressed in a suit. It was hard to guess his height with him seated, but he couldn’t have been five feet tall. Somewhere between forty-five and fifty years old, he looked like a chubby little frog with a bald head-a definite A in May Kasahara’s classification system. He did have a few clumps of hair clinging to his scalp over his ears, but their oddly shaped black presence made the bare area stand out all the more. He had a large nose, which may have been somewhat blocked, judging from the way it expanded and contracted like a bellows with each noisy breath he took. Atop that nose sat a pair of thick-looking wire-rim glasses. He had a way of pronouncing certain words so that his upper lip would curl, revealing a mouthful of crooked, tobacco-stained teeth. He was, without question, one of the ugliest human beings I had ever encountered.

That's terrifying.






I need it.