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Old 10-25-2017, 04:45 PM   #15351 (permalink)
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My guess is that Asians don't give a **** how long it takes to cook rice so long as it cooks. They probably cook it so ****ing much that so long as it's ready that's all that matters. It's not like the best cooked rice in the world is going to change your life. It's ****ing rice. It's gonna be ****ing plain, you white privilege ****s.
safe to say if you make something a lot you're going to make sure it tastes decent and not like ****. kinda weird to assume something about an entire race as well but you do you, i guess.
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Old 10-25-2017, 04:45 PM   #15352 (permalink)
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Asian or not if you're not washing it (and it's coming out mushy) then you don't know how to cook rice.
Maybe I'll wash the rice once and see how it comes out and how long it takes, but I'm not about to put actual preparation into god damn rice. Might as well ask me to heat up my milk before pouring it on my cereal.
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Old 10-25-2017, 04:49 PM   #15353 (permalink)
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MLM: *simple cooking tip*
Batlord: What the absolute ****? THREE steps? Do you think I'm Gordon ****ing Ramsey? I don't have that kind of time. It's just rice anyway, when I do it, it only takes 90 seconds.
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Old 10-25-2017, 04:52 PM   #15354 (permalink)
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MLM: *simple cooking tip*
Batlord: What the absolute ****? THREE steps? Do you think I'm Gordon ****ing Ramsey? I don't have that kind of time. It's just rice anyway, when I do it, it only takes 90 seconds.
Rice does not matter. Keep being white though I guess.
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@Batlord is a cook

@Batlord eats dry pasta out the packet like potato chips
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Old 10-25-2017, 04:56 PM   #15356 (permalink)
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I'll wait till we have a member who actually eats rice on a regular basis to tell you crackers that you're just whiny twats looking for chinks to tell you how woke you are.
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Old 10-25-2017, 04:56 PM   #15357 (permalink)
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Rice does not matter. Keep being white though I guess.
Not knowing anything about cooking is about ten times as privileged as knowing how to cook rice.
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:17 PM   #15358 (permalink)
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i can cook up a lot of things

best dish would be: stuffed shells had some yesterday. the best food ever

im getting those bag rice that you can microwave too. those taste great.
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:24 PM   #15359 (permalink)
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yo when I get home from an 8 hr day I just want to wolf down a pint of ice cream noodle on guitar play a game of LoL

In order to cook I have sacrifice time from other things and that sux
You gotta take time eat to too. **** that! Suck on an IV.
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:31 PM   #15360 (permalink)
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tbh I bought this mini grill thing supposedly can grill chicken in less than 10 minutes

I need to add protein to my diet so I'm not sleeping 14 hrs a day, I actually gain time this way
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