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[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

It's not a trial.

Cooking time is ten minutes. That is quick.

[The Batlord]

Something tells me actual Asians would laugh at that **** and tell you to stop worrying about something that shouldn't take longer than 20 minutes cause they just want to ****ing eat, you whiny, cracker mother****ers with your white privilege.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

Fun fact: rice is a plant seed and comes in non-microwavable packet forms.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

batlord can microwave 6 burritos and then eat them within that timeframe

[The Batlord]

So basically I'm talking to a bunch of white people who think that rice should be done right rather than just done.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

So basically I'm talking to a bunch of white people who think that rice should be done right rather than just done.

What's the longest it's ever taken you to cook a meal? Three minutes? If you think that making rice is a lengthy process, my guess is that you're the one that the Asians are laughing at.

[Mindy]

frownland, not chilis, chili.



had ramon noddles toinght, no chicken in them though. just the noddles.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

What's the longest it's ever taken you to cook a meal? Three minutes? If you think that making rice is a lengthy process, my guess is that you're the one that the Asians are laughing at.

My guess is that Asians don't give a **** how long it takes to cook rice so long as it cooks. They probably cook it so ****ing much that so long as it's ready that's all that matters. It's not like the best cooked rice in the world is going to change your life. It's ****ing rice. It's gonna be ****ing plain, you white privilege ****s.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Something tells me actual Asians would laugh at that **** and tell you to stop worrying about something that shouldn't take longer than 20 minutes cause they just want to ****ing eat, you whiny, cracker mother****ers with your white privilege.

Asian or not if you're not washing it (and it's coming out mushy) then you don't know how to cook rice.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

My guess is that Asians don't give a **** how long it takes to cook rice so long as it cooks. They probably cook it so ****ing much that so long as it's ready that's all that matters. It's not like the best cooked rice in the world is going to change your life. It's ****ing rice. It's gonna be ****ing plain, you white privilege ****s.

And you would know that that cooktime takes about ten minutes if Asians could learn to pay attention.