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Old 01-08-2013, 09:34 AM   #1521 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:19 AM   #1522 (permalink)
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I am not usually that bothered about celebrities or paying attention to whether they are attractive or not but I really love Nigella. I cannot believe she is 53.
Dude...what? Fifty? That is one of the finest fifty year olds I have ever seen in my life. I guess she qualifies as a GILF.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:48 AM   #1523 (permalink)
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Dude...what? Fifty? That is one of the finest fifty year olds I have ever seen in my life. I guess she qualifies as a GILF.
A grandma by 50? Oh that's right, you live in the south.
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A grandma by 50? Oh that's right, you live in the south.
If you're twenty when you have a kid, and they're twenty when they have one, you could be a grandma at forty. Of course, living in the South does help.
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If you're twenty when you have a kid, and they're twenty when they have one, you could be a grandma at forty. Of course, living in the South does help.
If you're fourteen when you have a kid, and they're fourteen when they have one, you could be a grandma at twenty-eight. Oh that Scarlett Johansson, such a GILF!
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If you're fourteen when you have a kid, and they're fourteen when they have one, you could be a grandma at twenty-eight. Oh that Scarlett Johansson, such a GILF!
That's still a lot different from having a kid at twenty. Not that it's a good age to have a kid either.
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That's still a lot different from having a kid at twenty.
Not below the Mason-Dixon line it ain't.
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Dude...what? Fifty? That is one of the finest fifty year olds I have ever seen in my life. I guess she qualifies as a GILF.
Nigella Lawson is 53 yep.



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It's not photoshop either, I've watched her cooking programs before and her skin is flawless, not a wrinkle in sight.
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