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Old 10-18-2017, 04:31 AM   #15171 (permalink)
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The Great Emu War: In which some large, flightless birds unwittingly foiled the Australian Army

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

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Old 10-18-2017, 11:41 AM   #15172 (permalink)
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A post from my first journal that I think is one of my best and I feel deserves being unearthed. It was even years before everyone thought I was a Nazi.

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Guten tag, Party people! Mein gutt friend, Herr Batlord, hast asked me to do a review for his racially superior music journal unt I haf agreed. Black metal ist near unt dear to mein herz unt Marduk's Panzer Division Marduk ist an album zat I haf been meaning to listen to for years. I burned ze title track onto a compilation CD years ago, but I never quite got around to listening to ze rest of zis album, so I'm doing so now...




Mein Gott, zis ist some intense stuff! Marduk ist a black metal band, unt zis definitely has a ton ov black metal influence, but zis ist just as much a deaz metal album. But zis ist different from any blackened deaz metal zat I can think ov. It's just totally intense unt pretty much puts ze pedal to ze metal from ze word "Schnell!" unt doesn't slow down till ze album ist over. It hast nein self consciously "Evil" atmosphere. It hast nein lo fi aesthetic. In fact ze production ist actually rather clean unt gives ze music a fullness zat gives it an impact zat black metal usually does not haf. It's only goal ist to launch an aural blitzkrieg on ze Poland ov your unsuspecting eardrums. Ze album starts vith a sample of mein Wehrmacht soldiers screaming, "FIRE!" unt a barrage ov artillery fire, vich is pretty much ze perfect segue into ze holocaust to come. I sort of imagine zat zis is going to become an endurance test after a few songs.

After having listened to ze whole zing, it's pretty much vat I expected. I don't zink I can actually pick out any songs zat really sound different from vone anozer. Zey're all pretty much ze same blast unt grind. Zere are parts zat break up vat could be monotonous, but in general, ja, it's all ze same zing. It ist actually pretty cartoonish. Ze entire album ist vone long blastbeat unt ze riffs are likevise ze same zing recycled over unt over again. Any band vith an ounce ov creativity vould be ashamed ov zemselves for recording such an unimaginative piece ov utter sheisse. Yet, for some reason I actually kind of love zis. It's so intense zat I can't zink of anyzing quite like it. It even makes Suffocation unt Cryptopsy look restrained. Mayhem? Untermenschen. It ist just so committed to unrestrained brutality zat zere just isn't room for diversity. I vish I had zis album to listen to ven I invaded Russia. It's pretty much just a zirty minute long force ov nature. Unt zank Gott it's only zirty minutes long. Any longer unt it vould seriously outlive its willkommen. Zis isn't somezing I'd listen to every day, but ven I'm in ze mood I doubt zat anyzing but zis vould do. I guess you could say Anaal Nazrakh, but even Ze Codex Necro ist not so myopically intense.



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Old 10-18-2017, 01:02 PM   #15173 (permalink)
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Straight edgers have been on gang lists for as long, if not longer, than juggalos. The story is exactly the same as why juggalos are there. Both seem to stem from MY state too. I like proving how self righteous and hypocritical juggalos are when I tell them I want to get straight edge of the gang list here. Then they throw a tantrum about it because they hate straight edge which plays exactly into the fact that they label juggalos and straight edge as rival gangs. It's really stupid. This whole situation show cases the capacity of human stupidity.
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Old 10-18-2017, 01:20 PM   #15174 (permalink)
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Straight edgers have been on gang lists for as long, if not longer, than juggalos. The story is exactly the same as why juggalos are there. Both seem to stem from MY state too. I like proving how self righteous and hypocritical juggalos are when I tell them I want to get straight edge of the gang list here. Then they throw a tantrum about it because they hate straight edge which plays exactly into the fact that they label juggalos and straight edge as rival gangs. It's really stupid. This whole situation show cases the capacity of human stupidity.
Hip hop in general seems to have the most tribalist mentality of the more mainstream underground musical sub-cultures, and juggalos are the most cringey example. Just chill out and like the music you like without making it an identity politics thing. And yeah metalheads can be guilty of this, but I think that part of our history largely died when the 80s ended.
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Old 10-18-2017, 01:35 PM   #15175 (permalink)
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Hip hop in general seems to have the most tribalist mentality of the more mainstream underground musical sub-cultures, and juggalos are the most cringey example. Just chill out and like the music you like without making it an identity politics thing. And yeah metalheads can be guilty of this, but I think that part of our history largely died when the 80s ended.
Well straight edge is punk.

Yeah, I agree. But you got to remember that ICP isn't selling juggalos just music, they are selling them an identity. They are selling them the idea that this is where you belong when nobody else wants you and you have to stick up for each other. It's like that Jumpsteady song where Shaggy says, "if you see another ninja about to get into a fight that's you, that's your fight". No other hip hop culture has that element, that I've seen. ICP really did create one of the best marketing techniques seen. It breeds dedicated customers that keep them alive. There are juggalos that will support artists on that label even though they don't like the music simply because those artists are juggalos. It can also breed the violence that they never want to admit exists.
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Old 10-18-2017, 01:41 PM   #15176 (permalink)
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Well straight edge is punk.

Yeah, I agree. But you got to remember that ICP isn't selling juggalos just music, they are selling them an identity. They are selling them the idea that this is where you belong when nobody else wants you and you have to stick up for each other. It's like that Jumpsteady song where Shaggy says, "if you see another ninja about to get into a fight that's you, that's your fight". No other hip hop culture has that element, that I've seen. ICP really did create one of the best marketing techniques seen. It breeds dedicated customers that keep them alive. There are juggalos that will support artists on that label even though they don't like the music simply because those artists are juggalos. It can also breed the violence that they never want to admit exists.
Which is why juggalos are the most ridiculous, but hip hop in general with that whole wannabe backpacker culture still is pretty goofy. I can't think of any sizeable music subculture that has such an obsession with "real hip hop/insert other genre", and I think that also bleeds into juggalo culture. Punk and metal had the same thing going on back in the day but in general that's died off. Maybe it's not what it was in hip hop though.
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A lot of these subcultures kind of breed an arrogant separatism in it's members. A lot of them tell you that you're misunderstood, you're a misfit, you're an individual, this place is for you and it's all a load of bull****. Because they all dress the same, they all act the same, the all have their own guided perception of what music should be and their logic behind it is flawed. Aggrotech isn't any more thoughtful or inspired than anything coming from mumble rap and Rob Zombie is just as predictable and poppy as Taylor Swift. It's all just repackaged in the wrapping paper you prefer. And when artists or people are actually as innovative and free thinking as they like to think they are, it's rejected. Because of that, I will always give anybody who labels them self or boxes them self inside a subculture **** for it. They deserve it for thinking they are better for something as superficial as their manufactured style and musical taste.
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A lot of these subcultures kind of breed an arrogant separatism in it's members. A lot of them tell you that you're misunderstood, you're a misfit, you're an individual, this place is for you and it's all a load of bull****. Because they all dress the same, they all act the same, the all have their own guided perception of what music should be and their logic behind it is flawed. Aggrotech isn't any more thoughtful or inspired than anything coming from mumble rap and Rob Zombie is just as predictable and poppy as Taylor Swift. It's all just repackaged in the wrapping paper you prefer. And when artists or people are actually as innovative and free thinking as they like to think they are, it's rejected. Because of that, I will always give anybody who labels them self or boxes them self inside a subculture **** for it. They deserve it for thinking they are better for something as superficial as their manufactured style and musical taste.
This is why I wish ICP had been more recognized for their entertaining nonsense and oddball pop sensibilities than their juggalo identity politics or their supposed edgy lyrics. With another fanbase of self-aware goofballs they might have started something way more fun that didn't include ****ing Blaze Ya Dead Homie or Boondox.

And yeah I'm even gonna throw Twiztid in there even if they were way better than every other artist combined on Psychopathic, simply because they were so instrumental in everything that's wrong with juggalo subculture.
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This is why I wish ICP had been more recognized for their entertaining nonsense and oddball pop sensibilities than their juggalo identity politics or their supposed edgy lyrics. With another fanbase of self-aware goofballs they might have started something way more fun that didn't include ****ing Blaze Ya Dead Homie or Boondox.
I actually like Blaze and Boondox.

Edit: I disagree. I think everything gets pinned on Twiztid like they are the reason juggalos became the ****ty 'family' thing but ICP played just as big, if not bigger, a role in that.
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