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[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

If you don't know how to cook it, rinse it several times in the saucepan until the water runs clear (could take 9 or 10 times just keep washing it) and let it sit in the water for half hour before heating it. Tip that out and then put boiling water in.

Cook in lots of water than drain instead of cooking until the water has absorbed.

What do you need cups for?

He already said he was putting chilis on it. The spiciness of the chilis heat up and cook the rice.

[Cuthbert]

Yeah I've done that before just heated the chilli in a separate pan, usually do pilau rice with it though, or make rice and peas.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Frownland

He already said he was putting chilis on it. The spiciness of the chilis heat up and cook the rice.

Bants

[The Batlord]

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice.

keep pretending it's a woman and maybe you'll get there someday.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

It's not a trial.

Cooking time is ten minutes. That is quick.

[The Batlord]

Something tells me actual Asians would laugh at that **** and tell you to stop worrying about something that shouldn't take longer than 20 minutes cause they just want to ****ing eat, you whiny, cracker mother****ers with your white privilege.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

Fun fact: rice is a plant seed and comes in non-microwavable packet forms.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

batlord can microwave 6 burritos and then eat them within that timeframe

[The Batlord]

So basically I'm talking to a bunch of white people who think that rice should be done right rather than just done.