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Frownland

10-25-2017 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1887680)

If you don't know how to cook it, rinse it several times in the saucepan until the water runs clear (could take 9 or 10 times just keep washing it) and let it sit in the water for half hour before heating it. Tip that out and then put boiling water in.

Cook in lots of water than drain instead of cooking until the water has absorbed.

What do you need cups for?

He already said he was putting chilis on it. The spiciness of the chilis heat up and cook the rice.

Cuthbert

10-25-2017 03:18 PM

Yeah I've done that before just heated the chilli in a separate pan, usually do pilau rice with it though, or make rice and peas.

Cuthbert

10-25-2017 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1887701)

He already said he was putting chilis on it. The spiciness of the chilis heat up and cook the rice.

Bants :cool:

The Batlord

10-25-2017 03:30 PM

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-25-2017 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887713)

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice.

keep pretending it's a woman and maybe you'll get there someday.

Cuthbert

10-25-2017 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887713)

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

It's not a trial.

Cooking time is ten minutes. That is quick. :crazy:

The Batlord

10-25-2017 03:34 PM

Something tells me actual Asians would laugh at that **** and tell you to stop worrying about something that shouldn't take longer than 20 minutes cause they just want to ****ing eat, you whiny, cracker mother****ers with your white privilege.

Frownland

10-25-2017 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1887713)

I am simply not trying to put that much effort into ****ing rice. Rice is supposed to be quick and you're making it into a trial.

Fun fact: rice is a plant seed and comes in non-microwavable packet forms.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

10-25-2017 03:34 PM

batlord can microwave 6 burritos and then eat them within that timeframe

The Batlord

10-25-2017 03:35 PM

So basically I'm talking to a bunch of white people who think that rice should be done right rather than just done.