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Frownland 10-09-2015 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1641451)
I haven't been called a retard since way back in like, first or second grade. So I'm actually finding it a bit nostalgic.

This was back when it was still an accepted medical term?

The Batlord 10-09-2015 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1641505)
This was back when it was still an accepted medical term?

http://i.imgur.com/0VDNK7F.gif

Psy-Fi 10-09-2015 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1641451)
I haven't been called a retard since way back in like, first or second grade. So I'm actually finding it a bit nostalgic.

If you were living in eastern Massachusetts at the time, you were probably called a "taahd" (retard for short, for all you non-New Englanders) :D

Chula Vista 10-09-2015 02:55 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...489f7f8863.gif

Oriphiel 10-09-2015 03:47 PM



My favorite part...

Camera guy: "You guys like Priest, right?"
Everyone: "YEAH!"
Camera Guy: "How about Dokken? How do you guys feel about them?"
Girl: "Dokken R...
Guy: "Dokken suuuucks!"
Girl off camera: "Fuck you, they're alright."
Girl: "Dokken doesn't suck..." :(

The Batlord 10-09-2015 03:52 PM

I like that guy. But the best part is...





If for that guy's shirt if nothing else.

Oriphiel 10-09-2015 04:33 PM

^ :laughing:

DwnWthVwls 10-09-2015 09:10 PM

Look at this sick submission choke... I've never seen this before.

http://assets2.sportsnet.ca/wp-conte...ez_elliott.gif

Chula Vista 10-09-2015 09:22 PM

Joseph Benavida is awesome!

The Batlord 10-09-2015 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1641570)
Look at this sick submission choke... I've never seen this before.

http://assets2.sportsnet.ca/wp-conte...ez_elliott.gif

Are you sure that's not their wedding night?

Cuthbert 10-10-2015 10:23 AM

North Korea is one strange country. I watched a couple documentaries on it the other week, absolutely crazy.

20 Things I Learned While I Was in North Korea - Wait But Why

The Batlord 10-10-2015 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1641707)
North Korea is one strange country. I watched a couple documentaries on it the other week, absolutely crazy.

20 Things I Learned While I Was in North Korea - Wait But Why

I wanna go just so I can buy every single N. Korean propaganda t-shirt I can find and then wear nothing else for the rest of my life.

This is assuming I can find any that fit me. My buddy went to China on a school trip years ago and brought me back one of those blue workers' coats or whatever, and it was the largest size he could find, but I still felt like a gorilla trying to wear human clothes. I get the feeling there aren't a whole lot of XXL's in North Korea.

John Wilkes Booth 10-10-2015 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1641707)
North Korea is one strange country. I watched a couple documentaries on it the other week, absolutely crazy.

20 Things I Learned While I Was in North Korea - Wait But Why

the vice news report on north korea was classic... they sent a reporter in and he was allowed in but it's basically controlled where you can go and who you can talk to... so basically the north korean govt approved version of tourism

it's pretty clear that the entire experience was more or less just a series of staged interactions by the govt. there was one part where he was invited to get a taste of a north korean 'restaurant.' when he went in... there were no customers or anything in there. just a single clerk. it was pretty obvious the entire operation was a staged attempt to convey a false image of north korean wealth and prosperity. pretty surreal/creepy documentary.



i like how dennis rodman went there to visit and came back with nothing but positive things to say... you know you're in good company when you get the dennis rodman seal of approval :laughing:

another funny event was when their satellite launch failed, and in true north korean fashion they denied this to their citizens and even bragged that the satellite was in space broadcasting n korean propaganda to the rest of the world.

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In 2009, North Korea's propaganda machine bragged that its communications satellite was spinning the Earth and broadcasting paeans to Kim Il Sung and then-leader Kim Jong Il.
North Korea satellite launch fails quickly after liftoff - latimes

they also tell their people the whole world loves n korea and sides with them against the evil imperialist americans. funny thing is that in some liberal circles, the second part is not such a far cry from the truth. of course n korea has few supporters worldwide, but i have seen anti-american liberals say they would prefer russia or china as the world's main super power to american imperialism... pretty funny considering these same people would likely be sent to the laogai to be used as slave labor if they lived in china and tried the same kind of activism that they regularly practice in the west.

Cuthbert 10-10-2015 06:23 PM

Yeah seen it, it's why it's pointless anyone going there, I know someone who wants to and I just think why? It might be one of those things you just do to say you've done it but other than that... The way they control literally everything is insane.

Have you heard much about the concentration camps there? There is a book I'm going to read 'Escape From Camp 14', about a guy who err, escaped from Camp 14, meant to be good but some of the details are meant to be incorrect. Unreal that stuff like that goes on.

The documentary I saw (might have been a BBC one) the journalist managed to sneak away from the tour guides and get some of the real NK on tape. Poverty everywhere. I really want to see more of this shit, what really goes on etc.

Chula Vista 10-10-2015 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1641829)
Have you heard much about the concentration camps there?

Truly horrifying stuff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoeryo...ns_in_the_camp

The Batlord 10-10-2015 07:01 PM

How to do homework: start drinking and race yourself to finish before you're too loaded to complete the assignment.

Working pretty well so far, though I don't have enough booze to really get wasted. The coffee mug full of wine, however, was a good start.

Cuthbert 10-10-2015 07:36 PM

@Chula yeah it's f*cked. Have actually read that before, brutal.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641833)
How to do homework: start drinking and race yourself to finish before you're too loaded to complete the assignment.

Working pretty well so far, though I don't have enough booze to really get wasted. The coffee mug full of wine, however, was a good start.

lol I did an assignment last year pissed. Got a top mark on it as well.

ladyislingering 10-10-2015 07:42 PM

i'm out of orange juice

I AM OUT OF ORANGE JUICE

JUICE OF THE ORANGE

IF THIS WAS FLORIDA I COULD CALL 911 ABOUT THIS AND BE ON GODDAMN CNN

The Batlord 10-10-2015 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1641840)
lol I did an assignment last year pissed. Got a top mark on it as well.

You do it so much faster, don't you? You're not bored and you feel just a bit of urgency, just in case you're too ****ed up to finish without giving everything you got.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1641842)
i'm out of orange juice

I AM OUT OF ORANGE JUICE

JUICE OF THE ORANGE

IF THIS WAS FLORIDA I COULD CALL 911 ABOUT THIS AND BE ON GODDAMN CNN

Just drink the vodka. I understand the agitation, since I hate liquor, but sometimes you just gotta drink or swim.

ladyislingering 10-10-2015 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641856)
You do it so much faster, don't you? You're not bored and you feel just a bit of urgency, just in case you're too ****ed up to finish without giving everything you got.



Just drink the vodka. I understand the agitation, since I hate liquor, but sometimes you just gotta drink or swim.

it's champagne.

I intended to make mimosas.

Now I'm drinking my champagne with mango-flavored coconut water like some kind of barbarian.

The Batlord 10-10-2015 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1641860)
it's champagne.

I intended to make mimosas.

Now I'm drinking my champagne with mango-flavored coconut water like some kind of barbarian.

You're not even talking about screwdrivers? **** off. I just drank half a bottle of Pinot Grigio out of a coffee mug with a cartoon cat on it, and then the last glass and a half straight out of the bottle. And now I've just finished off a 16oz can of room temperature Steele Reserve I had left over, and am finishing up with another can that's been open for a week and is about 3/4 full.

So come at me with your barbarianism.

ladyislingering 10-10-2015 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641864)
You're not even talking about screwdrivers? **** off. I just drank half a bottle of Pinot Grigio out of a coffee mug with a cartoon cat on it, and then the last glass and a half straight out of the bottle. And now I've just finished off a 16oz can of room temperature Steele Reserve I had left over, and am finishing up with another can that's been open for a week and is about 3/4 full.

So come at me with your barbarianism.

my favorite vodka is

1) too difficult to open, even with the help of my better half
2) apt to turn my skin rather blotchy
3) a ridiculous tool of terrible drunk texts

girl, bye

The Batlord 10-10-2015 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1641869)
my favorite vodka is

1) too difficult to open, even with the help of my better half
2) apt to turn my skin rather blotchy
3) a ridiculous tool of terrible drunk texts

girl, bye

Drunk off cheap wine and even cheaper malt liquor. You got nothin' on me, bitch.

John Wilkes Booth 10-10-2015 10:46 PM

wine buzz is honestly a worthwhile buzz to explore... whenever i get deep into some red wine i always think of myself not as a cheap wino, but rather as a member of the cult of dionysus... and think of some of the fun times those crazy greeks used to get up to
http://www.ambrosiasociety.org/images/p028_1_00.jpg
http://www.ephesus.ws/assets/99671/bcjoxfli92.jpg

but in all honesty if you refuse to go liquor then you'll never truly experience the wonders of alcohol

The Batlord 10-10-2015 11:16 PM

The taste of liquor is so repellent to me that it literally makes me wince.

John Wilkes Booth 10-10-2015 11:27 PM

what liquors have you tried?

The Batlord 10-11-2015 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1641896)
what liquors have you tried?

Whiskey, rum, vodka, Jagermeister, goldschlager, and maybe a couple others.

Cuthbert 10-11-2015 04:45 AM

I don't like them either though I'm sure that's because I haven't drank decent stuff. Strongest stuff I can drink and enjoy is wine.

Chula Vista 10-11-2015 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641902)
Whiskey, rum, vodka, Jagermeister, goldschlager, and maybe a couple others.

Do a couple of shots of this with salt and lime. 4 or more and you enter the tripping zone.

http://liquor.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-co...jo-Tequila.jpg

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...e8&oe=56D11590

The Batlord 10-11-2015 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1641923)
I don't like them either though I'm sure that's because I haven't drank decent stuff. Strongest stuff I can drink and enjoy is wine.

Same. Just enjoyed some wine last night.

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1641970)
Do a couple of shots of this with salt and lime. 4 or more and you enter the tripping zone.

http://liquor.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-co...jo-Tequila.jpg

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...e8&oe=56D11590

I actually think I've had that, or at least very similar tequila. Was expensive at least. Tasted better than Black Velvet whiskey or some ****, but still tasted like glorified rubbing alcohol.

Chula Vista 10-11-2015 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641971)
.still tasted like glorified rubbing alcohol.

Did ya do the salt and lime thing?

The Batlord 10-11-2015 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1641995)
Did ya do the salt and lime thing?

I don't remember if I did the salt, but definitely the lime. Made it go down better, but I still don't feel like spending that kind of money to get ****ed up when I still have to cover up the taste.

Chula Vista 10-11-2015 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641997)
I don't remember if I did the salt, but definitely the lime. Made it go down better, but I still don't feel like spending that kind of money to get ****ed up when I still have to cover up the taste.

It's worth it for such a unique buzz. Good tequila is the closest to a hallucinogenic experience that I've ever gotten. Plus it's one of the few boozes that doesn't **** with your dick. It's actually an aphrodisiac from my experience.

Frownland 10-11-2015 01:45 PM

Just take lsd if you guys want to hallucinate. It's a lot cheaper.

Pet_Sounds 10-11-2015 01:49 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

Cuthbert 10-11-2015 01:52 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

Class how he got everyone joining in with this :D

Aux-In 10-11-2015 02:20 PM

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Aux-In 10-11-2015 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1642008)
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

I was unaware that October 11 was the day that Canadians celebrate America.

The Batlord 10-11-2015 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1642012)

"Uh... guys? I gotta pee."

ladyislingering 10-11-2015 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1642008)
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

Son.

No.


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