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The Batlord 10-08-2015 01:50 AM

If you move your mouse over the gifs, it looks like it disappears.

Apollonia 10-08-2015 02:09 AM

I thought I was getting to the point where I'd have to break down my old ciggie butts for the leftover tobacco to smoke in my bowl to get my fix cause I'm down to my last three cigarettes and I'm broke cause I gave my last 20 dollars to a friend whose awful parents just cut her off bc she's dating a woman and I figured she deserved it more than I did and I figured my two packs would last me. Then I checked my wallet and found ten singles and two dollars in quarters, enough for a pack of smokes and a soda. My mood has significantly improved :thumb:

The Batlord 10-08-2015 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Apollonia (Post 1641125)
I thought I was getting to the point where I'd have to break down my old ciggie butts for the leftover tobacco to smoke in my bowl to get my fix cause I'm down to my last three cigarettes and I'm broke cause I gave my last 20 dollars to a friend whose awful parents just cut her off bc she's dating a woman and I figured she deserved it more than I did and I figured my two packs would last me. Then I checked my wallet and found ten singles and two dollars in quarters, enough for a pack of smokes and a soda. My mood has significantly improved :thumb:

Where I live, for twelve bucks I could get two packs of cigarettes... and a soda.

Apollonia 10-08-2015 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641126)
Where I live, for twelve bucks I could get two packs of cigarettes... and a soda.

The price of cigarettes where I live is criminal, honestly. You must live closer to the South? I remember once when I was on vacation with my mom to see my brother at one of his work placements I loaded up on ciggies cause they were like 5 dollars a pack. Ridic

The Batlord 10-08-2015 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Apollonia (Post 1641130)
The price of cigarettes where I live is criminal, honestly. You must live closer to the South? I remember once when I was on vacation with my mom to see my brother at one of his work placements I loaded up on ciggies cause they were like 5 dollars a pack. Ridic

Virginia. I get mine for a little over $4.50 a pack. And I remember when $4.00 was standard.

Plankton 10-08-2015 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641172)
Virginia. I get mine for a little over $4.50 a pack. And I remember when $4.00 was standard.

$11.00+ for a pack of Newports here in Chicago. Glad I quit.

John Wilkes Booth 10-08-2015 09:31 AM

pretty sure you're more likely to die just from living in chicago.

Plankton 10-08-2015 09:34 AM

Yup.

Did you enjoy your vacation?

John Wilkes Booth 10-08-2015 09:42 AM

wasn't too bad. spent some more time on my chinese. plus you know i have an on-the-side forum for when MB is on the rag.

The Batlord 10-08-2015 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1641173)
$11.00+ for a pack of Newports here in Chicago. Glad I quit.

I'd rather kill myself... than smoke Newports.

Plankton 10-08-2015 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641189)
I'd rather kill myself... than smoke Newports.

Most major brands are $10+ per pack. Ports are just in greater demand around here. I wonder why that is.

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1641188)
wasn't too bad. spent some more time on my chinese. plus you know i have an on-the-side forum for when MB is on the rag.

I hope it's more 'current events' oriented than this one.

Key 10-08-2015 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641124)
If you move your mouse over the gifs, it looks like it disappears.

Holy ****.

John Wilkes Booth 10-08-2015 09:55 AM

originally it's supposed to be a movie site... but yea i only post in the general discussion forum which is all current events and ****. they don't give me **** for it either, they're just cool like that. tbh that forum has some highly educated people on it... the only problem is most of them are ideologues and so the discussions can get pretty stale and predictable.

Cuthbert 10-08-2015 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641189)
I'd rather kill myself... than smoke Newports.

You ever tried vaping?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5H60cy8GIU

Cuthbert 10-08-2015 10:20 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1AQaFcn_rI

:D

Oriphiel 10-08-2015 10:30 AM


The Batlord 10-08-2015 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1641212)

Is Cambridge really full of that many boring twats?

Cuthbert 10-08-2015 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641222)
Is Cambridge really full of that many boring twats?

Some of the students at the uni, yes. Oxford as well. Obviously there will be exceptions. David Cameron was in the Bullingdon Club and they get up to shit like smashing up restaurants.

Then you have the rugby types.

grindy 10-08-2015 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641222)
Is Cambridge really full of that many boring twats?

College students in general are mostly boring twats.
Add to that some british stuffiness.

John Wilkes Booth 10-08-2015 11:04 AM

i heard david cameron put his dick in a dead pig's mouth

Cuthbert 10-08-2015 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1641228)
i heard david cameron put his dick in a pig's mouth

Yes he did. This is the sort of thing the rugby lads do.

Plankton 10-08-2015 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1640892)

After watching the Cubs/Pirates game last night, I went channel surfing and lo and behold guess what was on... yep, Frankenhooker. It was a fucking riot. If it wasn't for you answering with this yesterday, I would have skipped right over it.

Oriphiel 10-08-2015 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1641259)
After watching the Cubs/Pirates game last night, I went channel surfing and lo and behold guess what was on... yep, Frankenhooker. It was a fucking riot. If it wasn't for you answering with this yesterday, I would have skipped right over it.

That's awesome! Now I'm not the only one here who has seen it. :laughing:

Cuthbert 10-08-2015 12:32 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_k7H43Y-M

Plankton 10-08-2015 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1641263)
That's awesome! Now I'm not the only one here who has seen it. :laughing:

Instant classic for me. Right up there with this one (although, not a horror spoof):


Oriphiel 10-08-2015 12:43 PM

^ I've never seen that one before, but I recognize the guy on the right at 2:00. That's the legendary Chiu Chi Ling (aka Chi Ling Chiu)! He's been in a bunch of movies, most memorably Kung Fu Hustle. :laughing:

http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/images...859a7f5397.jpg

Plankton 10-08-2015 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1641266)
^ I've never seen that one before, but I recognize the guy on the right at 2:00. That's the legendary Chiu Chi Ling (aka Chi Ling Chiu)! He's been in a bunch of movies, most memorably Kung Fu Hustle. :laughing:

Give it a spin if you get a chance. I believe you'll enjoy it's cheesy off-brand humor. For me though, being an avid air-drummer myself, it holds a special place in my heart.

Oriphiel 10-08-2015 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1641268)
Give it a spin if you get a chance. I believe you'll enjoy it's cheesy off-brand humor. For me though, being an avid air-drummer myself, it holds a special place in my heart.

I'll be sure to watch it one of these days. I'm an air drummer as well, from time to time. :laughing:

Plankton 10-08-2015 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1641271)
I'll be sure to watch it one of these days. I'm an air drummer as well, from time to time. :laughing:


Isbjørn 10-08-2015 03:58 PM

I want a girlfriend

The Batlord 10-08-2015 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1641323)
I want a girlfriend

You're Norwegian. Go pillage one.

Aux-In 10-08-2015 04:16 PM

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8dtfo59NU1rpzp1t.gif

Psy-Fi 10-09-2015 02:58 AM

Lost in Space [1965] - No Place To Hide [Unaired Pilot Episode] - Video Dailymotion

Dr. Smith & the Robot are nowhere to be seen.

The Batlord 10-09-2015 04:16 AM

If you have a backyard with a wooden fence, install gates into your neighbors' yards. One gate for every neighbor (2 neighbors = 2 gates, 3 neighbors = 3 gates, 4 neighbors = gates). If they ask you why, just tell them they're emergency hurricane/tornado/earthquake/tsunami/etc evacuation routes.

Chula Vista 10-09-2015 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1641393)

That's one of a few shows from that era that started off really dark before doing a 180 and going the camp route. Batman is another. The first few episodes of that were genuinely creepy and scary.

(hope I didn't spoil anything for you Batty)

Exo 10-09-2015 10:44 AM

Every time I approve one of Ki's journal posts I see a link that says "Ban Ki" and I get so tempted. Every time.

The Batlord 10-09-2015 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1641427)
That's one of a few shows from that era that started off really dark before doing a 180 and going the camp route. Batman is another. The first few episodes of that were genuinely creepy and scary.

(hope I didn't spoil anything for you Batty)

If you don't want me calling you a retard then use spoiler tags like an intelligent person.

Chula Vista 10-09-2015 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1641446)
If you don't want me calling you a retard then use spoiler tags like an intelligent person.

I haven't been called a retard since way back in like, first or second grade. So I'm actually finding it a bit nostalgic.

Key 10-09-2015 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1641445)
Every time I approve one of Ki's journal posts I see a link that says "Ban Ki" and I get so tempted. Every time.

You little bitch.

The Batlord 10-09-2015 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1641445)
Every time I approve one of Ki's journal posts I see a link that says "Ban Ki" and I get so tempted. Every time.

And yet you don't? I see the bitch in you.


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