Dude, i don't even care anymore, ive had it with that elusive F*ck.

This is an actual book. I have it. And no, that's not my hand.


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^wait...you're not black?

Only on the inside.

Oh, thank god. Now I don't have to return your Christmas gift.

Shoe polish?

I'll give you a hint. Its not not a gun.

So it's a spoon?

Now you've gone and ruined the surprise.

Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!

So is there any reason to mess with Fubar (the music player) when Music Bee is so easy to use?

1) Is there a catchy-but-bad-song thread on this site?

Stop misleading people, he is on the bottom right. Between the pie in the face and the tree, and the volcano and the bumblebee monkey.

Yup^ I found him too, was surprisingly easy actually.

Damn Nea, calling me out.

How long did he look for that?

Seriously only took me like 2 minutes. Maybe I just got lucky.

I just found out that it's only "Where's Waldo?" in the US and Canada. Everywhere else its "Where's Wally?" How ****ing lame is "Where's Wally?" It's like referring to Frosted Flakes as Frosties. Dumb Brits.

You guys ever thought that maybe Waldo doesn't want to be found? that he is running from an intrusive society that just won't let him be?

That's why he is near a bee as in: "Mind your own beeswax"

To this day, it still haunts me that I'll never know what became of Cheryl and Derrick.

Martin Tungevaag - "Wicked Wonderland"

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that's not how you chopstick, Angus.

A takeaway customer who ordered a mild curry from his local Indian restaurant was shocked to receive his food and find the receipt had been marked - 'WHITE PPL'.

Stuart Lynn, 44, asked for his venison curry to be served mild when he placed his order with Valentine Restaurant in Southall, west London, which specialises in Sri Lankan and South Indian cuisine.

But when he returned to his home in nearby Northolt with his £30 of food, he found a note on his receipt under the listing for the curry which read: 'VERY MILD, WHITE PPL.'

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Southall man opens Valentine Restaurant takeaway to find VERY MILD, WHITE PPL*on the receipt | Daily Mail Online

:d:d:d

Enjoyed this, read the article on the link and see how they tried to wriggle out of it. It's excellent. Excuses worse than a duty solicitor would come up with for you.

So what? We tremble in fear when we see a group of Hispanics show up at BK, cause years of experience have taught us that they're about to hit us up for a metric ton of food.

I saw this as well - Cereal Killer Cafe | Menus

A cafe in London selling bowls of cereal. £4.40 for a large bowl. For the American bros in dollars this is $6.68, for one bowl of cereal

Stuart needs to stop bitching.

tbh, I'd laugh if I got that on a receipt.

Exactly. White people are crybabies when it comes to spicy food and, as it turns out, being outed as someone who can't handle the heat.

$20 says the the people at the restaurant were right anyway.

things that rhyme with diarrhea:

quesadilla

Balmorhea

panacea

The Batlord.

Oh, wait you said rhyme with, not 'seem like'.

The greatest cover song ever made:

Finally someone agrees with me.

This checks out.

...although, this might be a contender: